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re: Bought a pre made salad from Rouses

Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
3522 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:34 pm to
You play with fire you might get burned
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:43 pm to
Why does a salad taste better when someone else makes it?
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17611 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:45 pm to
hate to say it, but i went back to albertsons recently. fruit and veggies i got at rouses went to shite quickly two trips in a row a while back, so i moved.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
86183 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:50 pm to
And the saddest part of it is that your last meal was a grocery store salad
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31567 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Bought a pre made salad from Rouses


Those have the Taylor Farms special sauce on them!
Posted by wareaglepete
Siberia
Member since Dec 2012
20262 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:03 pm to
That is bad when you can get better laxatives in the produce department than the pharmacy department.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39264 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:46 am to
Wrong board
Posted by Squedunk
Texas Hill Country
Member since Jun 2008
953 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:05 am to
Go get the stuff you drink before a colonoscopy.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21839 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:10 am to
Sounds like an excellent diet plan, though it’s not recommended.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
44087 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:19 am to
Salad Shooter
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
44087 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:19 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
61226 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 7:54 am to
What did you expect eating guatemalan toilet paper
Posted by lsushelly
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2006
3993 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:02 am to
Screw Imodium. Took that shite once and didn’t get regular again for weeks. Never again. Like trying to shite tar
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35464 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:21 am to
Was it that special weight loss salad... It seems to be working...
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6434 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Am I gonna die


Unfortunately, ain't none of us are gettin' outta here alive...
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
6038 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:24 am to
Hope you reported it to the store! Save some others
Posted by Tiger Ike
SW Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1790 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:29 am to
Co-worker of mine bought a premade sandwich from Rouses. He got halfway through it then looked at the container it came in and found a used glove laying inside.
Posted by Sams Crow
Idaho
Member since Apr 2026
1083 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:41 am to
It's a salad, not a made salad, not a pre-made salad.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38837 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Bought a pre made salad from Rouses
quote:

Explosive diarrhea for about 20 hours. It's calming down now.


And since it was Rouse's, that salad probably cost you like $19
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36408 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:36 am to
Obviously, you don't have IBS...
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