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Boston Dynamics robots can now work in teams, open doors

Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:20 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:20 am
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Just 5 years ago, they needed cables to hold them up so they wouldn't fall over.

Now, they're learning.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:22 am to
That's a creepy video.

They look like something an evil SWAT team sends in to get the protagonist in a futuristic sci-fi movie.

Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:22 am to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:23 am to
quote:

SkyNet robots can now work in teams
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50960 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:24 am to
quote:

open doors


I can open my own doors! Check your cis-tech privilege!
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30212 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:24 am to
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Now, they're learning.


Are they learning? Or just doing what they're programed?
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:24 am to
Those muthafrickers over at Boston Dynamics are going to get all of us killed one day
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:24 am to
Skynet is evolving
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:24 am to
Posted by canteen
Member since Dec 2017
779 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:25 am to
well

were f’d

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66914 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Are they learning? Or just doing what they're programed?

They're programmed to kill you. That's probably enough.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:26 am to
Boston robots that can learn?

We're so fricked

They're gonna be opening our front doors, "team"-raping us, and asking us how we like dem apples
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:27 am to
Was about to post this, looks just like the death dog robots from Dark Mirror
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30212 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:28 am to
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They're programmed to kill you.


Which I'm cool with. Lots of things in this world are programmed to kill me. I'm not cool if they decided to kill me on their own.
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1979 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:31 am to
Looks like them mf-ers are looking for where we hid the robot mountable carbine rifles.

Ah, we'll just hide them behind this door, those dumb dog-bots will never find them...
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:31 am to
Black Mirror designed the death robots based on the Boston Dynamics robots

I loved that episode, I was surprised to see it have such a low rating on IMDB
Posted by Junky
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2005
9324 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:35 am to
Damnit Humanity! Terminator was NOT a How-To video!
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66914 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:53 am to
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Lots of things in this world are programmed to kill me.
Not really, unless you like hiking trough the African wilderness or swimming in the red triangle.

They do seem to be working on a specific, end-game design. What that is, I'm not sure, but I think it will end up doing things we might not be proud of. After all, it's easy to blame a war crime or domestic "incident" on some tech design glitch.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:54 am to
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