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re: Bitches mad cuz only man at table won't pay for all

Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:52 am to
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10664 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:52 am to
I dated a really hot slutty bartender in college and I went Dutch with her every single time. Drove her insane but kept her coming back.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1727 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:56 am to
"We wuz all"...
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58742 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:58 am to
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Solution: tell gf/wife to pay for the people she invited, then promptly dump her for having garbage, freeloading friends.


Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
19125 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:58 am to
The only thing I took from that, is that there will be no tip.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54702 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:08 am to
Usually the waitress will ask in the beginning if together or separate checks.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16384 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:15 am to
Encrypted solution to the problem below.

Everybody
Birthday
Today
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
6568 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:17 am to
I can assure you the waitstaff won’t get tipped.
Posted by BobABooey
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Member since Oct 2004
15421 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:28 am to
My ex-wife and I went to a birthday party for the husband of a couple we were friends with a while back. The party was at a nice restaurant and approximately 10 people showed up, some singles, some couples. At the end of the meal, people paid for their part of the bill and we all paid a portion of the birthday couple’s bill so they paid nothing.

It was a little dicey because a couple of the single guys who had drinks during the meal dropped a $20 bill or two on the table and left before the check arrived. The wife of the birthday couple’s pre-ordered a nice cake from the restaurant and it was way overpriced. But in the end, everyone paid what they thought they should in keeping with the spirit of the occasion .
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
5636 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 9:31 am to
Only thing I can add is I was a waiter at a fine dining establishment in New Orleans, where 8 women left a grand total of $4 as tip.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54702 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:34 pm to
Ouch
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4061 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 8:39 pm to
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I always feel awkward when my gf and I go out with her single friends, I pay.


The frick...

quote:

When they come to the house to vent about their problems, they always bring me beer.


Oh frick, they're keepers
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
45898 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:20 pm to
I thought they wanted to complete equality????
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68886 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:23 pm to
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6573 posts
Posted on 3/28/25 at 11:51 pm to
so,does this make him a nazi ?
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
25638 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 8:03 am to
That’s welfare mentality at its finest.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
13426 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 9:06 am to
To be fair, she's more hood than ghetto.
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1198 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 9:12 am to
Skit, but it's realistic
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137760 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 9:15 am to
Everybody wants equality until the check arrives.

He pays that bill and all those women are promptly laughing behind his back and calling him a bitch.

If he doesn't pay, those women begin actively making him the enemy at every available opportunity.
This post was edited on 3/29/25 at 9:19 am
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
3431 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 9:16 am to
Wow. That ghetto trash doesn’t belong in a nice restaurant. Typical, though, of today’s female.

That said, if someone invites people to a meal they should expect to pay unless it’s said beforehand everyone pays for themselves. If I invite I am prepared to pay unless otherwise states, but that’s just me.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70016 posts
Posted on 3/29/25 at 9:23 am to
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prplhz2000
Man Card revoked for FB link.

Do better.
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