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re: Biggest example of the human population being mostly idiots - Self checkout?

Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138831 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:32 pm to
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Biggest example of the human population being mostly idiots - Self checkout?
I blame you for not using app and having groceries brought to your vehicle
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:33 pm to
You've heard about people that like to put peanut butter on the roof of their dog's mouth? Sometimes I put it on the roof of my own mouth and spend time licking the peanut butter off. and also do it in front of my dog so she can see how funny it looks.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76128 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:39 pm to
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The large majority of people are so damn stupid.
In areas with ZIP Codes beginning with 38*** and 39*** this is the absolute truth.
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13922 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:41 pm to
Nothing worse than someone paying cash at a self checkout using wrinkled up and sweaty dollar bills.

I wish they would make them all credit card only.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:41 pm to
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people act completely mind blown when at the machine


Those freestyle soft drink machines make me want to drown people under the running orange flavored Diet Coke. It’s flavored soft drinks, people. Not the second coming of Christ.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:42 pm to
I refuse to use self-checkout. I left a 1/2 full buggy in a Winn Dixie a few months ago because they only had 1 register with a cashier, forcing most everyone to use the self-checkout. No thanks.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18760 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:45 pm to
Self check should be 10 items or less. People who have a buggy full of shite and go to self checkout are fricking morons.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86481 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:46 pm to
I am living proof of your premise. There is no self- checkout I can’t turn into a complete clusterfrick before the kindly black lady comes over looking slightly embarrassed to bail me out. Stand behind me in line and behold my cluelessness.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18760 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:47 pm to
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t. I left a 1/2 full buggy in a Winn Dixie a few months ago


Typical liberal
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13562 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:50 pm to
I never use self checkout because I always have beer or wine. Then the idiot that is stationed there to monitor 6-8 self checkouts has to come over and punch in their code and verify I’m over 21. Much easier to just load it on the belt and let them glance up at me and keep on scanning.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38560 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:54 pm to
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I never use self checkout because I always have beer or wine. Then the idiot that is stationed there to monitor 6-8 self checkouts has to come over and punch in their code and verify I’m over 21. Much easier to just load it on the belt and let them glance up at me and keep on scanning.
That sucks. Here, you just hold up the bottle and (as long as you look of age) she just hits a button at her station. Takes half a second.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103799 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:06 pm to
Self checkout made me appreciate good check out cashiers.

I’m slow at finding the barcodes. I only use self checkout if I have a couple items and nobody is in line
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77684 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:09 pm to
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am living proof of your premise. There is no self- checkout I can’t turn into a complete clusterfrick before the kindly black lady comes over looking slightly embarrassed to bail me out. Stand behind me in line and behold my cluelessness.




Do you eat peanut butter?
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:17 pm to
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Unexpected item in the bagging area



Game over. you lost. start over.



I'm very proficient at servicing myself but I'd say 35% of the time the fricking machine has to wait for assistance because it doesn't recognize something.
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:18 pm to
Having scanned and bagged groceries as one of my first jobs means I can do the job as well as any cashier.

Having a sense of urgency and an exact idea of how I want everything arranged for minimal bags means I can do the job 1000% more to my satisfaction.

I can check out a cart full of groceries in a self-check faster than Mamaw can write a check in the regular line.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:25 pm to
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Biggest example of the human population being mostly idiots - Self checkout?

No. It's you, cockbite.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22014 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:26 pm to
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Old people are scared of technology


It took me a year to convince FIL and MIL to use the self checkouts at Sam’s Club and other places. They had some minor excuses for not doing it but zooming through there when crowded is awesome. Yes, there are the occasional dimwits effin things up but the assistants get them moving. I’m old, 66, and love the self checkouts.
This post was edited on 4/6/19 at 3:31 pm
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48096 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:30 pm to
I love self checkout, huge time saver.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:30 pm to
The grocery workers don’t know how to properly bag shite. I use self checkout so I can put like things in a bag and buy the heavier stuff at the bottom/back of the cart
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:32 pm to
Barqs rootbeer and Fanta orange soda is delicious. 65%barqs:35% Fanta organge

Try it some time
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