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re: Bidets are borderline orgasmic and everyone should own one
Posted on 8/2/20 at 1:34 pm to Red Stick Rambler
Posted on 8/2/20 at 1:34 pm to Red Stick Rambler
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I guess I’m the exception to the rule...
You should probably go see a urologist, my man
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Posted on 8/2/20 at 1:36 pm to sec13rowBBseat28
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What make and model do you have?
I bet it’s the BrownEye Assassin 9000.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 1:47 pm to sec13rowBBseat28
We had a Toto washlet $1500 on amazon in our last place and hated to leave it. Was amazing and looked like a million bucks - very sleek.
Now we just have a Kohler add on (about $600) and it works basically as well as the Toto did but looks like it belongs in a retirement home. Not as important tho bc it’s in our master.. I mean primary bathroom now so guests don’t really see or use this one
Now we just have a Kohler add on (about $600) and it works basically as well as the Toto did but looks like it belongs in a retirement home. Not as important tho bc it’s in our master.. I mean primary bathroom now so guests don’t really see or use this one
This post was edited on 8/2/20 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 8/2/20 at 1:56 pm to SirWinston
I had a bidet in the master bath at the house and I haven't installed one in the apartment because quite frankly I can't with the effects of the stroke but once we sell the house a really relaxing massage chair and bidet our top on my list my body and butthole will be so relaxed and refreshed
This post was edited on 8/2/20 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:01 pm to SirWinston
After getting mine, I try not to shite at work anymore if I can help it so that I don't have to smear my arse with toilet paper like a savage.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:04 pm to shutterspeed
It's so much cleaner than using dry toilet paper.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:05 pm to OWLFAN86
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my body and butthole will be so relaxed and refreshed
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:11 pm to SirWinston
No thanks.Not my sphincter.
"A high-pressure water jet flow should be avoided as it causes reflex contractions of the anal sphincters and might damage the mucosa and anal sphincter in the long term.” Dr. Swartzberg put it in more plain terms: “This is a horrible idea.” Many bidets have a setting that is strong enough to penetrate the anus."
"A high-pressure water jet flow should be avoided as it causes reflex contractions of the anal sphincters and might damage the mucosa and anal sphincter in the long term.” Dr. Swartzberg put it in more plain terms: “This is a horrible idea.” Many bidets have a setting that is strong enough to penetrate the anus."
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:15 pm to SirWinston
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Bidets
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and everyone should own one
Agree, I received one recently as a gift from a dear friend. I hooked it up that evening.
I now hate when I take a shite on a different throne. Think I’m going to purchase 2 more for my other bathrooms so I never get caught on a toilet without it while home.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:17 pm to AUriptide
quote:what you never had your prostrate massaged?
strong enough to penetrate the anus."
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:17 pm to SirWinston
Wholeheartedly agree.
The only issue with might is when the seat is up, the way it is attached to the bowl looks like eyes and the spigot looks like a nose and the drain hole looks like an open mouth...so pissing it is a little weird. It stares at me
The only issue with might is when the seat is up, the way it is attached to the bowl looks like eyes and the spigot looks like a nose and the drain hole looks like an open mouth...so pissing it is a little weird. It stares at me
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:20 pm to OWLFAN86
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what you never had your prostrate massaged?
No sir. Not yet anyway.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:26 pm to AUriptide
quote:you can make 2020 great
Not yet anyway.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:27 pm to SirWinston
I recently got a bidet and think it's really great but
It is not.
quote:
borderline orgasmic
It is not.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 2:51 pm to SirWinston
Does it just spray the poo at the back of your nuts?
Asking for old people.
Asking for old people.
Posted on 8/2/20 at 3:08 pm to SirWinston
BananaHammock should be along shortly to enjoy this post. Did he write it for you? 
Posted on 8/2/20 at 3:11 pm to SirWinston
Posted on 8/2/20 at 4:48 pm to noonan
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Does it just spray the poo at the back of your nuts?
that and then you still have to use paper. why would you pull your pants up with a wet arse?
Posted on 8/2/20 at 4:50 pm to SirWinston
Yes my brother. Tickle my gooch
Posted on 8/2/20 at 4:53 pm to SirWinston
I read that as "Bidens" and just no
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