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Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:10 am to BabyTac
Gym time is not an office Christmas party. You should be paying attention to your little bird calves and not some hot chick who won't give you the time of day.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:11 am to Salmon
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aggressive staring always worked best for me
And always put on at least 5 squirts of cologne before going to the gym.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:11 am to ThatMakesSense
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Did you elliptical with them?
I made elliptical motions with my pelvis while my schwantz was buried in her ham wallet. I do that with all the ladies though. Your mom particularly loved it.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:11 am to BabyTac
Wear all pink. Chicks love "calm colors".
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:13 am to kilo1234
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I made elliptical motions with my pelvis while my schwantz was buried in her ham wallet. I do that with all the ladies though. Your mom particularly loved it.
Tell me more about your imaginary lifestyle.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:14 am to SabiDojo
I hate the old ladies that cover themselves with floral scents. It is too early in the morning for that crap.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:15 am to LSUSUPERSTAR
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Now is the perfect time to pick up some low self-esteem fatties. They will be starving themselves and looking to put something in their mouth.
This! What better warm up or cool down cardio.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:16 am to BabyTac
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Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?
It's always best to catch them off guard. When they are doing leg curls walk up beside of them and say politely "your arse looks great, sure would like to lick your BH." I've always found that to be a good ice breaker.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:17 am to stinkdawg
Lick the sweat off of your forehead.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:17 am to BabyTac
Just try and get on their schedule and after a few times of seeing them say, good morning/hey, etc
Then say something real stupid like "we just be on the same schedule or something"
Then say something real stupid like "we just be on the same schedule or something"
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:18 am to BabyTac
Don't be that guy. Nothing more cringeworthy than seeing a bald skinny fat douche with huge triceps and no biceps sipping on a protein shake, hitting on a girl half his age while she's trying to run on the elliptical.
Rule of thumb. Girls like to think of the gym as their safe place. Don't be that overaggressive creep that ruins that.
Rule of thumb. Girls like to think of the gym as their safe place. Don't be that overaggressive creep that ruins that.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:19 am to BabyTac
If they have ear buds in, that means they're not interested in talking to anyone. If they have to take the ear buds out, they are annoyed, and you're behind the eight ball to start.
I don't think the gym is a great place to talk to women. I think if you were serious about meeting women at the gym, you should take some of the classes they all take. Women are big into group fitness.
Show up for spin class a couple of times a week. Talk to them before and after the class. None of them have ear buds in for spin class. It's easy to suggest something to do after class.
I don't think the gym is a great place to talk to women. I think if you were serious about meeting women at the gym, you should take some of the classes they all take. Women are big into group fitness.
Show up for spin class a couple of times a week. Talk to them before and after the class. None of them have ear buds in for spin class. It's easy to suggest something to do after class.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:20 am to BabyTac
But seriously, the only real answer is to wait for her to do squats. Then volunteer to spot her.
And by spot her, I mean grab a handful of each boob, and credit card her butt crack with your meat missile.
And by spot her, I mean grab a handful of each boob, and credit card her butt crack with your meat missile.
This post was edited on 1/5/16 at 8:22 am
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:22 am to SpqrTiger
What I was about to mention next. Try the classes if you really want to meet someone. It gives you a better shot than approaching a girl riding a bike with her tits bouncing like a rodeo clown
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:27 am to BabyTac
This guy's method is pretty much fail proof. Youre welcome.
Seriously, women arent foreign creatures (I think?). Just walk up to her and start a conversation about something you feel you have in common. Once you do that you can begin to tell her hello on a regular basis and small talk, and after a few times of that, she'll either mention she's going somewhere and you'll be asked in a subtle way about your interest in joining, or you can just grow the stones and ask her out for a beer. If she doesnt drink beer, then I would reconsider because I dont trust a woman that cant enjoy a beer and only drinks cocktails.
Seriously, women arent foreign creatures (I think?). Just walk up to her and start a conversation about something you feel you have in common. Once you do that you can begin to tell her hello on a regular basis and small talk, and after a few times of that, she'll either mention she's going somewhere and you'll be asked in a subtle way about your interest in joining, or you can just grow the stones and ask her out for a beer. If she doesnt drink beer, then I would reconsider because I dont trust a woman that cant enjoy a beer and only drinks cocktails.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:29 am to BabyTac
Back in my single days my policy was to never approach a woman at the gym. I ended up banging several that approached me.
If you have the goods they will come to you.
If you have the goods they will come to you.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:30 am to The Pirate King
I'm thinking my better option will be my small apartment gym. Maybe the more intimate setting will allow for more laid back personalities wanting to conversate between sets.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:31 am to Tiger Ryno
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Back in my single days my policy was to never approach a woman at the gym. I ended up banging several that approached me.
If you have the goods they will come to you.
Right there with you. Back when I was still on the market and flashing the goods to all the hotties in my palates class, I couldn't keep my dick dry.
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:31 am to BabyTac
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I'm thinking my better option will be my small apartment gym. Maybe the more intimate setting will allow for more laid back personalities wanting to conversate between sets.
Make sure to rinse off in the community pool after. Let your skin glisten.
This post was edited on 1/5/16 at 8:32 am
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