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Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?

Posted on 1/5/16 at 7:56 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 7:56 am
Seems like the chicks I see in the gym I would have a lot more in common with than the average drunk girl at a bar. What's your go to method for breaking the ice or getting a girls attention at the gym in today's times where everyone has ear buds in and doing some non stop circuit.

Back in the day it seemed like people were standing around more and conversating between sets and everyone knew everybody to some extent...and Sony walkmans were to bulky to lug around.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94726 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 7:57 am to
Go to the OT for pick up lines
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 7:59 am to
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and Sony walkmans were to bulky to lug around.


So you've been around long enough to be at a gym with a Sony Walkman, yet you've never learned how to pick up on a female?

Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
8335 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:00 am to
Don't hit on chicks at the gym
Posted by IgotKINGfisherSpeed
Arlington, TX
Member since Aug 2011
4516 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:00 am to
Catch them in the parking lot and shoot your shot.
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:01 am to
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Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?


Ask her for a spot when you are benching 135.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68448 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:01 am to
Use your mouth, as in talking. Works 60% of the time, every time.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17194 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:02 am to
Been out the game a long time and trying to put myself back in it. I'm too old and frankly don't like the bar scene. I've always heard the gym and grocery store were the best places but both seem very awkward to start random conversations with strangers.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:02 am to
Wear spandex, and make sure you have it pumped too before throwing that line at her.
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:04 am to
Use the ole, "Are you into fitness?" pick line.


Your response to her answer would obviously be, "Well, how about fitness dick in your mouth."



you're welcome
Posted by mooseofterror
USA
Member since Dec 2012
1495 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:05 am to
Ask for a spot ?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86734 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:06 am to
aggressive staring always worked best for me
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Been out the game a long time and trying to put myself back in it. I'm too old and frankly don't like the bar scene. I've always heard the gym and grocery store were the best places but both seem very awkward to start random conversations with strangers.


You should probably just pay for it.
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:06 am to
quote:

aggressive staring always worked best for me


Pair this with super heavy mouth breathing.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:06 am to
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Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?


You don't. They go to the gym to work out, not get hit on. Your best bet is to be friendly, engage in normal conversation IF the opportunity arises on its own (don't try to make the opportunity), and hope it goes from there.

I've dated plenty of girls I met at the gym, but I didn't "hit on" any of them.
Posted by purpleleaf
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:07 am to
Just come to terms that you are a fricking loser. Deal with it!
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?


The real answer is quit going to a regular gym, and switch to a Crossfit gym where everyone talks to each other.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:08 am to
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I've dated plenty of girls I met at the gym, but I didn't "hit on" any of them.


Did you elliptical with them?
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17104 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:09 am to
Now is the perfect time to pick up some low self-esteem fatties. They will be starving themselves and looking to put something in their mouth.
Posted by purpleleaf
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 1/5/16 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Use the ole, "Are you into fitness?" pick line.


Your response to her answer would obviously be, "Well, how about fitness dick in your mouth."



Just spit coffee on my shirt.
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