re: Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?

With a closed fist.

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That way you get to meat her.

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ISWYDT

Make really loud noises while lifting. Scream in victory after maxing out.

Run in a pack of three or four, with nicknames like "Hutch" "Ace" and "slayer". Tell animated stories about fights in the past, where other guys fought hard but were no match for your strength.

Address every other guy by the name "pussy" while making a smirk.

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Been out the game a long time and trying to put myself back in it. I'm too old

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Well you know what old guys do in the locker room. Try it with the women.

If you gotta ask, don't even try.

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Best way to hit on a chick in the gym?

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Dude, don't have to re-invent the wheel - just use this time-tested method and you won't even have to talk to her at all:

Just bench or incline bench (it's a matter of taste, don't you think) a shitload of wt. or at least with big big plates on the bar that looks heavy. Have a dorky looking spotter with you. Turn your hat around backwards, Break the wt (after she's close enough to notice) and put on your "I haven't had a proper shite in a month, but by GOd I'm having it out NOW" expression, and make the most gutteral primal scream/ groan you can muster as you clear the bar x 1 rep only.

Make sure your spotter looks scared, but he must holler encouragement the whole time, like: "Cmon! give me one! Give me one, Goddamn your hide! Go GO GO GO GO GO..."

Afterward, re-rack the bar and stand up with your arms held out in the Jesus Christ pose and correct your hat orientation (if you can reach it). look over, as your face drains from purple to a nice ruby red, and drop her a wink.

She'll be putty in your arms, especially if you can manage to pop a few capillaries in your winking eye along the way and keep that big vein on your forehead pumping like in Scanners.

shite, man. Gym bitches be easy.

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If they have ear buds in, that means they're not interested in talking to anyone. If they have to take the ear buds out, they are annoyed, and you're behind the eight ball to start.

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I wish chicks followed this too, bitches won't leave me alone and all I want is to get my pump on with my bros

Be polite in just a cordial but non threatening no pressure kind of way. But make sure you get that quick eye contact smile and walk away ever so slightly licking your lips then do a crotch rub. When opportunity presents itself for conversation, go alpha quick on her and compliment her torso or calves.