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Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:21 am to STEVED00
Flushable wipes. Baby wipes do better but at 12 he might not remember every time that they go in the trash not the toilet. Flushable wipes aren’t much better on clogs but it is what is.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:33 am to Tiger Ugly
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Define Swamp Arse. Is it no matter how many times you wipe it's never enough? Or is it a rash down there? or both?
Swamp arse =\= Mud butt
Posted on 4/12/25 at 9:43 am to STEVED00
Best is to try preventing it. Some mentioned powders but others do better with balm. Done best here with Squirrel's Nut Butter.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:04 am to STEVED00
Spray antiperspirant.
Solved
Solved
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:08 am to STEVED00
Try washing with soap and water. Cut out sugar from your diet to kill the yeast.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:08 am to STEVED00
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Best “Swamp Arse” treatments
Ventilated seats in car
Gold bonds
Lose weight
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:08 am to STEVED00
Get a bidet first off. Wiping alone isn’t enough. You need to wash the microbes out of your arse with running water.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:09 am to Sp0728
Use it to your advantage. Rub your hands on the sweaty arse impacted area, then put your hands on someone’s nose. Enjoy ensuing reaction.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:18 am to PenguinPubes
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Put gold bond in a tube sock, bend over, and smack your gooch with it
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:26 am to tiggerthetooth
The research I’ve seen seems to indicate some talc contains asbestos and it appears that talc with asbestos is a cancer risk whereas talc without it is probably fine.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:29 am to STEVED00
Women’s Dove deodorant and Gold Bond stay on deck!
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:30 am to STEVED00
Gold Bond Baw
Posted on 4/12/25 at 10:57 am to STEVED00
Athletes wear compression clothing for several reasons, anti chafing being one of them. I have worked long days in humid south louisiana kitchens my whole life. A clean arse and a pair of compression boxers are the only preventative I have found. Once you ride that corn starch pony, it's already too late.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 11:03 am to STEVED00
Blue Star Ointment
Posted on 4/12/25 at 11:03 am to STEVED00
Best way is to avoid swamp arse. There is really only one solution. It is to take a shite then take a shower. If you take a shite then start sweating, like working or playing sports, you gonna get all them shite juices and sweat mingling and then get swamp arse. Took a long time before I was able to put two and too together.
Posted on 4/12/25 at 12:21 pm to STEVED00
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Swamp Arse
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Is Gold Bond still the go
Congrats on the cancer...
Posted on 4/12/25 at 2:12 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Corn starch baw
Yep. Corn starch is the starting point for most all the name brand products out there. Anti Monkey Butt's main ingredient is corn starch.
ETA: But the answer is good underwear.
This post was edited on 4/12/25 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 4/12/25 at 2:22 pm to STEVED00
Hit the powder up my dude.
It’s a life saver
It’s a life saver
Posted on 4/12/25 at 3:29 pm to STEVED00
I don’t know if its technically swamp arse if it’s indoors,
But I get constant arse sweat sitting on my office chair at work related to stress.
I have to wipe my arse with paper towels when I I take a piss. Or else I get visible arse sweat on my pants ( indoors).
Not sure power will help, but I’m going to have to give it a try.
But I get constant arse sweat sitting on my office chair at work related to stress.
I have to wipe my arse with paper towels when I I take a piss. Or else I get visible arse sweat on my pants ( indoors).
Not sure power will help, but I’m going to have to give it a try.
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