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Posted on 4/12/22 at 1:34 pm to lsut2005
Mid-City used to be an underrated answer but it's become a playground for carjackers thanks to Nola's "progressive" justice system.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 1:44 pm to keakar
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St. Charles, St. James, St. John the Baptist
Whether you want to admit it or not those parishes are considered as a part of the NOLA metro.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 1:46 pm to La Place Mike
Yes, lot of commuters from St. Charles and St. John the Baptist.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 1:47 pm to Hergadoogadoo
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Either Old Metairie or Old Mandeville
Add Old Covington to that and you’re spot on.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 1:48 pm to lsut2005
The NOLA bullies will laugh at you but if you want to be as close to the city as possible without the city problems the answer is Metairie.
JPSO doesn't mess around. You call 911 and at least 3 cop cars show up. During IDA they patrolled my neighborhood every night shining their bright arse light on my house usually after midnight. Scared the shite out of me the first night but I was thankful they were out there.
Do I hate that Metairie doesn't feel like its own city with a downtown, yes. Do I hate that Metairie doesn't look or feel like the city, yes. Do I hate that Metairie probably only exists as an extension of housing for NOLA, yes.
Things I don't hate:
I have never had to replace a smashed window cause my car gotten broken into;
Not one house in my neighborhood has been robbed in the over 15 years I've lived in my house;
No carjackings on my street or anywhere near my house;
I feel safe going to the gas station and grocery store;
My property value continues to go up as more people leave Orleans Parish.
JPSO doesn't mess around. You call 911 and at least 3 cop cars show up. During IDA they patrolled my neighborhood every night shining their bright arse light on my house usually after midnight. Scared the shite out of me the first night but I was thankful they were out there.
Do I hate that Metairie doesn't feel like its own city with a downtown, yes. Do I hate that Metairie doesn't look or feel like the city, yes. Do I hate that Metairie probably only exists as an extension of housing for NOLA, yes.
Things I don't hate:
I have never had to replace a smashed window cause my car gotten broken into;
Not one house in my neighborhood has been robbed in the over 15 years I've lived in my house;
No carjackings on my street or anywhere near my house;
I feel safe going to the gas station and grocery store;
My property value continues to go up as more people leave Orleans Parish.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:03 pm to poochie
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Front Vacherie
I'd rather back Vacherie
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:09 pm to Mufassa
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NB4 all the people who eat at Twin Peaks post “nowhere,” “you’ll get murdered,” “everything about everywhere I’ve ever lived is a complete shithole and waste of time and I’m moving to Idaho because it has 0 issues”
Equally annoying are the “not St. Tammany, it’s full” people living in their cookie cutter houses, fighting 30 minutes to get on the causeway so they can drive another 45 minutes to get to New Orleans.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:11 pm to AnAmericanGirl
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No carjackings on my street or anywhere near my house
Probably closer than you think.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:12 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Old Metairie
Yeah if i was ever forced to move back to the NOLA area, Old Metairie would be the place id live .. i have lived in both Old Metairie and Mandeville for several years each, and i greatly prefer OM.. Mandeville population and traffic were considered ‘out of control’ 25 yrs ago, and i promise you it’s no better now, in fact way worse.. OM has bad traffic , but if you can avoid Metairie Rd and the RR tracks at certain times of day, it isnt too bad.. plus, OM is more like NOLA (the good parts of NOLA), than many actual parts of New Orleans.. you get the charm, and some decent restaurants, and proximity to fun things to do, without most of the crime.. in Mandeville, though there are some hot milfs running around, you also have a ton of homogenization and it’s just plain boring in a lot of ways.. plus most of the population seems to be into the ‘swinging’ lifestyle, i guess b/c they are so bored.. but it’s always seemed creepy to me .
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:17 pm to Hergadoogadoo
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Either Old Metairie or Old Mandeville
This.
Could extend the 2nd option to anywhere East Mandeville between Causeway/190 and 59, below 12. You have all you need as far as businesses and services but without the horrific traffic that exists in much of the parish. Easy Causeway bridge access for South shore commute or excursions.
Bucktown is second to Old Metairie. Still a good neighborhood with easy lake access and central to the metro area. Just not as fancy.
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:23 pm to lsut2005
Without a doubt, it's Old Metairie, and it's got the pricemark to prove it.
-- Safe as can be thanks to JPSO and neighbors that look out for one another and who don't put up with shite.
-- Adjacent and accessible to New Orleans proper and its attractions; great access to anywhere via I-10 (north boundary) or Airline (south boundary).
-- In street grid pattern metro New Orleans, Metairie Road is one of the few natural curvilinear streets around; it's charming and distinct, oak-lined and interesting-looking, with a combo of nice lower-scale commercial and residential.
-- Has great Catholic elementary schools (St. Catherine and St. Francis Xavier), a premier private school (Country Day) and two public magnet academic schools (Haynes Academy and Metairie Academy).
-- While there are a boatload of tear-downs (and more happening every day), for the most part these are replacing crappy old functionally obsolescent homes from the 50s and 60s. And the Metairie Ridge Tree Preservation District generally protects the tree canopy in MOST of Old Metairie (they do need to expand its boundaries, however, to include not only ALL of Old Metairie but ALL residential areas of Metairie).
-- Historic Metairie Club Gardens in Old Metairie actually has an architectural review Commission (like the Vieux Carre' Commission) to review and make recommendations on certain types of land development. Examples include the construction of new houses in the district, demolition of existing houses or structures, or the installation of a swimming pool.

-- Safe as can be thanks to JPSO and neighbors that look out for one another and who don't put up with shite.
-- Adjacent and accessible to New Orleans proper and its attractions; great access to anywhere via I-10 (north boundary) or Airline (south boundary).
-- In street grid pattern metro New Orleans, Metairie Road is one of the few natural curvilinear streets around; it's charming and distinct, oak-lined and interesting-looking, with a combo of nice lower-scale commercial and residential.
-- Has great Catholic elementary schools (St. Catherine and St. Francis Xavier), a premier private school (Country Day) and two public magnet academic schools (Haynes Academy and Metairie Academy).
-- While there are a boatload of tear-downs (and more happening every day), for the most part these are replacing crappy old functionally obsolescent homes from the 50s and 60s. And the Metairie Ridge Tree Preservation District generally protects the tree canopy in MOST of Old Metairie (they do need to expand its boundaries, however, to include not only ALL of Old Metairie but ALL residential areas of Metairie).
-- Historic Metairie Club Gardens in Old Metairie actually has an architectural review Commission (like the Vieux Carre' Commission) to review and make recommendations on certain types of land development. Examples include the construction of new houses in the district, demolition of existing houses or structures, or the installation of a swimming pool.

This post was edited on 4/13/22 at 10:26 am
Posted on 4/12/22 at 2:24 pm to nolaks
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Audubon Place
thanks for your input Mr Coleman,
Is this the son or the old man?
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