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re: Best one liners after sex
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:44 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:44 am to hometownhero89
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
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Posted on 2/7/25 at 6:57 am to IAmNERD
quote:
"Good game”
*spanks her arse and goes for a piss*
quote:
"Attagirl"
*turn over and immediately go to sleep
I've used both of these and sometimes I just say "your welcome"
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:04 am to hometownhero89
A snoring sound?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:10 am to mdomingue
"You're on the pill right?"
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:23 am to Wildman 22
I typically always try to give my wife a stupid line about dumping cum into her
Deposit completed
My tank is on E, but yours is full now.
Your package has been delivered
Dumping procedure finalized
Load unloaded completely
And the ever so common
Sorry, I’ll try to get you next time
Deposit completed
My tank is on E, but yours is full now.
Your package has been delivered
Dumping procedure finalized
Load unloaded completely
And the ever so common
Sorry, I’ll try to get you next time
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:31 am to hometownhero89
how much do i owe you
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:41 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:50 am to hometownhero89
Was it as good to you as it was for me?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 7:58 am to hometownhero89
“I fricking hate you.”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:23 am to sta4ever
Hey, whew, now go clean the terlet.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:24 am to hometownhero89
That was amazing!
Check watch
I took 2.2 seconds off my best time!
Check watch
I took 2.2 seconds off my best time!
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:25 am to hometownhero89
That was great, how much do I owe you?
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:27 am to hometownhero89
"is that all you got"
I've actually heard that before
I've actually heard that before
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:29 am to The Torch
You're a lot tighter than your sister was.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:41 am to hometownhero89
I got "damn... good sex from a white boy" once.
She was a couch-hopping white chick I picked up at the old Grand Casino Gulfport. She ate everything I had in my kitchen, which was like 3 eggs and an onion.
She was a couch-hopping white chick I picked up at the old Grand Casino Gulfport. She ate everything I had in my kitchen, which was like 3 eggs and an onion.
Posted on 2/7/25 at 8:44 am to hometownhero89
"You're welcome".
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:05 am to hometownhero89
“Don’t blame me. We both started at the same time.”
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:48 am to Darth_Vader
A college buddy told me this one: he was dating an amazing-legged gymnast
and after a morning filled with sex. he started to pull away. She wrapped her muscular legs around him & told him : where are you going, I am not finished".
and after a morning filled with sex. he started to pull away. She wrapped her muscular legs around him & told him : where are you going, I am not finished".
Posted on 2/7/25 at 9:50 am to hometownhero89
That's your puddle, you clean the sheets.
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