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re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.

Posted on 1/12/18 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64238 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 3:40 pm to
How easy it is to fall asleep at 730.
How amazing it is to eat dinner alone in silence sometimes.
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Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10203 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 3:49 pm to
How the older they get, the bigger and more complex the problems become.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5160 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 3:49 pm to
Or "why". But I do understand my moms stardard response growing up "because I said so, damn it!"
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 3:53 pm to
Just how much I could miss college.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14037 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:05 pm to
How many different places I would find French fries/ goldfish.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103099 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:05 pm to
Welcome to Hell
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:09 pm to
How much I would worry.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132383 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:16 pm to
What sleeping in really means
Posted by theSaltwaterGuide
Calcasieu parish
Member since Jan 2018
594 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.


Love all three of them to death and would do anything for them but they can be *ssholes!
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

How many different places I would find French fries/ goldfish.


Vacuumed out my wife's van last weekend. I could have survived in there for 3 days with all I found.
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:41 pm to
It is not up to you to decide if you and your wife have children. She decides. You are a sperm donor and sex is a means to an end.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35173 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 4:44 pm to
How much I appreciate shitting in peace.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 5:17 pm to
My 5 year old sees my neighbors son in a tball uniform. Asks why he has that on.

Told him. I dunno maybe his dad bought it for him because he liked the number.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36116 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 5:23 pm to
How many electronic devices have openings just the right size for a grilled cheese sandwich
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
2146 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 6:40 pm to
How horrible the smell of vomited vegetable soup is, or how hard it is to clean said vomit out of bedsheets.

That there is a technique to literally wiping another human's tiny butt.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

How manipulative kids can be. I've got a 3.5 year old daughter. Every time we go to the store this winter, there is an end cap with Kraft marshmallows for sale. My daughter puts a bag in the basket every trip. When I ask her why we need marshmallows, she says "these are for mommy, she loves marshmallows." I've never seen my wife eat a marshmallow in 5 years.


You’re wife may be chowing down on some marshmallows while you sleep. My wife never sees me eat the kids M&Ms but that shite happens nightly.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6433 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

I needed a prescription of Cialis


Do you even peptides, bro?
Posted by Gevans17
Member since Dec 2007
1135 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 7:39 pm to
That poop came in so many different colors.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18866 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 7:39 pm to
This is so true. Little frickers are always listening.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9213 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 7:47 pm to
I honestly can’t remember sleep. Like 10 hours at a time, uninterrupted sleep. Always somewhere to be, someone waking me up because they don’t feel good, someone screaming at each other in the living room too loud. Sometimes I just miss fricking sleeping.
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