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re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.

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Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:02 pm to
that I would never have to leave the couch to get my own beer ever again.
Posted by Costanza
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:03 pm to
How damn expensive daycare is.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:03 pm to
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that I would one day find myself trying to rationalize with a 3 year old and failing every time


going through this right now.....
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:05 pm to
How easily seemingly unbreakable crap can be broken.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:05 pm to
that someone could ask "what?" 6 million fricking times per day.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:05 pm to
How many different combinations of sippy cup and lids there are that don't fit each other.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:07 pm to
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How many different combinations of sippy cup and lids there are that don't fit each other.


Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:08 pm to
You couldn't get a blowjob.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:08 pm to
how crucial it is for kids to have the right socks (shoes, pants, etc...) to avoid a freakin meltdown.
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21319 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:08 pm to
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What a fricking idiot I was for shooting my jizz in this bitch of a woman who produced this ungrateful bastard.

-Men everywhere



let it all out bro



Oh he did.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19723 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:08 pm to
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that I could love someone or something as much as I love myself


It's amazing seeing them come into the world. I love them more than I love myself.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82032 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:09 pm to
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Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.
that "it wasn't me" isn't just a Shaggy song
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108745 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:09 pm to
that it was possible for them to get into a tub with 5 gallons of water and end up with 4.5 gallons spread across the bathroom floor 2 minutes later.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4770 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

that I would one day find myself trying to rationalize with a 3 year old and failing every time

going through this right now.....


Almost 3 year old is afraid of the giant in his closet and trying to keep a straight face while he is telling me about why it scares him is probably my best acting job I have ever done
Posted by soccerfüt
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65701 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:11 pm to
what "stretch a mile before it tears an inch" really meant.
Posted by RebelVol
The Sip
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:11 pm to
What if there's actually a giant in his closet though?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37361 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Almost 3 year old is afraid of the giant in his closet and trying to keep a straight face while he is telling me about why it scares him is probably my best acting job I have ever done


Give him a Glock and tell him to fight it out like a man
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84896 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:11 pm to
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Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.


how valuable streaming video could be.
This post was edited on 1/12/18 at 1:14 pm
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
3392 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:12 pm to
How easily I'd give my life for another.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.
I’d finally figure why I had to learn algebra - to help with their homework.
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