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re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:14 pm to Perrydawg
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:14 pm to Perrydawg
that you could go out and buy them 10 pairs of shoes and the next morning they can't find a single one.
that you could be so anxious for someone to start talking and a week later wish they'd STFU.
how much I talk for granted things like everybody knowing not to put metallic shite in the microwave.
that you could be so anxious for someone to start talking and a week later wish they'd STFU.
how much I talk for granted things like everybody knowing not to put metallic shite in the microwave.
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:15 pm to Costanza
That little ones are resilient as hell, but seem to inherit every sickness in town within a three month period.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:15 pm to Costanza
...that children are incapable of controlling the volume of their voice for more than 3 seconds at a time
I swear I sound like I'm leaking air all day how much I SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH around my house
I swear I sound like I'm leaking air all day how much I SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH around my house
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:15 pm to Costanza
How fricking stupid I acted in college and grade school. I hope my kids don’t do a fraction of what I did.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:17 pm to Costanza
I never realized how funny a toddler can be on a daily basis. Despite all of the headache and stress, I can't remember the last day I haven't laughed out loud at one of my kids.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:19 pm to Costanza
That they never stop begging for shite.
Shite, you can include the wife, too
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Shite, you can include the wife, too
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Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:22 pm to LordSaintly
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So...why should my wife and I have kids? This thread isn't giving it a glaring endorsement.
Nah, these are just the things you don't realize and/or take for granted without kids. For all the shite they bring, my kids make me proud on a daily basis too.
Not everyone is cut out for it though. If you need to be convinced to have children, it's probably not for you.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:24 pm to sjmabry
That they could give zero fricks about rice and gravy.
That they can never find a matching pair of socks.
That they can scuff up the toe on a pair shoes in a matter of minutes.
How many spoons that would get destroyed by the garbage disposal.
They never tell you when supplies are low. You go take a shite and ask for TP, and they say "we ran out."
That they can never find a matching pair of socks.
That they can scuff up the toe on a pair shoes in a matter of minutes.
How many spoons that would get destroyed by the garbage disposal.
They never tell you when supplies are low. You go take a shite and ask for TP, and they say "we ran out."
This post was edited on 1/12/18 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:26 pm to Costanza
That people with multiple kids...3, definitely 4 plus...are legitimately fricked in the head.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:26 pm to Costanza
That one is a lot of work. 2 should double the work but it actually is multiplied by like 4X
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:27 pm to Costanza
what the word tired really meant
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:27 pm to Costanza
Didn't realize how much a 14 year old boy can eat. He's a bottomless pit. Good gosh he can put down some food. Good thing he does karate and baseball.
How you can love someone so much,and when even at 14 every morning they say mom I love you.
How you can love someone so much,and when even at 14 every morning they say mom I love you.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:31 pm to patnuh
quote:12, 10, and 5 are the ages of mine. The 5 year old wrecks the nerves of the whole house, daily.
That people with multiple kids...3,are legitimately fricked in the head.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:35 pm to RebelVol
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What if there's actually a giant in his closet though?
Then I am probably going to get sued when he breaks his leg tripping over legos, stuffed animals, crocs and the multitude of other shite in his room when he comes out. My wife didn't think it prudent for me to take the Major Payne approach
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:36 pm to slackster
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:36 pm to Costanza
quote:
Before I had kids, I never realized ________________
How manipulative kids can be.
I've got a 3.5 year old daughter. Every time we go to the store this winter, there is an end cap with Kraft marshmallows for sale. My daughter puts a bag in the basket every trip. When I ask her why we need marshmallows, she says "these are for mommy, she loves marshmallows."
I've never seen my wife eat a marshmallow in 5 years.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:38 pm to Costanza
High school sports is a huge pain in the arse when they're not old enough to drive... Seems like my kid has practice every damn day. It's tough for parents that work.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:47 pm to patnuh
quote:
That people with multiple kids...3, definitely 4 plus...are legitimately fricked in the head.
I have 4. Checks out. But I wasn't fricked in the head prior to their arrival (relatively speaking)
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:55 pm to Costanza
Kids are great, teenagers suck.
Posted on 1/12/18 at 1:57 pm to Costanza
that my wife would have to deal with all of the logistical nightmares. They really don't impact anything I do.
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