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re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by terd ferguson on 1/12/18 at 1:14 pm to Perrydawg
that you could go out and buy them 10 pairs of shoes and the next morning they can't find a single one.
that you could be so anxious for someone to start talking and a week later wish they'd STFU.
how much I talk for granted things like everybody knowing not to put metallic shite in the microwave.
that you could be so anxious for someone to start talking and a week later wish they'd STFU.
how much I talk for granted things like everybody knowing not to put metallic shite in the microwave.
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by HickoryofOld on 1/12/18 at 1:15 pm to Costanza
That little ones are resilient as hell, but seem to inherit every sickness in town within a three month period.
...that children are incapable of controlling the volume of their voice for more than 3 seconds at a time
I swear I sound like I'm leaking air all day how much I SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH around my house
I swear I sound like I'm leaking air all day how much I SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH around my house
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by PeterPeterP on 1/12/18 at 1:15 pm to Costanza
How fricking stupid I acted in college and grade school. I hope my kids don’t do a fraction of what I did.
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by slackster on 1/12/18 at 1:22 pm to LordSaintly
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So...why should my wife and I have kids? This thread isn't giving it a glaring endorsement.
Nah, these are just the things you don't realize and/or take for granted without kids. For all the shite they bring, my kids make me proud on a daily basis too.
Not everyone is cut out for it though. If you need to be convinced to have children, it's probably not for you.
That they could give zero fricks about rice and gravy.
That they can never find a matching pair of socks.
That they can scuff up the toe on a pair shoes in a matter of minutes.
How many spoons that would get destroyed by the garbage disposal.
They never tell you when supplies are low. You go take a shite and ask for TP, and they say "we ran out."
That they can never find a matching pair of socks.
That they can scuff up the toe on a pair shoes in a matter of minutes.
How many spoons that would get destroyed by the garbage disposal.
They never tell you when supplies are low. You go take a shite and ask for TP, and they say "we ran out."
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re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by choupiquesushi on 1/12/18 at 1:27 pm to Costanza
what the word tired really meant
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by tigerfan1180 on 1/12/18 at 1:27 pm to Costanza
Didn't realize how much a 14 year old boy can eat. He's a bottomless pit. Good gosh he can put down some food. Good thing he does karate and baseball.
How you can love someone so much,and when even at 14 every morning they say mom I love you.
How you can love someone so much,and when even at 14 every morning they say mom I love you.
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What if there's actually a giant in his closet though?
Then I am probably going to get sued when he breaks his leg tripping over legos, stuffed animals, crocs and the multitude of other shite in his room when he comes out. My wife didn't think it prudent for me to take the Major Payne approach
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by LordSaintly on 1/12/18 at 1:36 pm to slackster
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Before I had kids, I never realized ________________
How manipulative kids can be.
I've got a 3.5 year old daughter. Every time we go to the store this winter, there is an end cap with Kraft marshmallows for sale. My daughter puts a bag in the basket every trip. When I ask her why we need marshmallows, she says "these are for mommy, she loves marshmallows."
I've never seen my wife eat a marshmallow in 5 years.
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by BoostAddict on 1/12/18 at 1:38 pm to Costanza
High school sports is a huge pain in the arse when they're not old enough to drive... Seems like my kid has practice every damn day. It's tough for parents that work.
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That people with multiple kids...3, definitely 4 plus...are legitimately fricked in the head.
I have 4. Checks out. But I wasn't fricked in the head prior to their arrival (relatively speaking)
re: Before I had kids, I never realized ________________.Posted by Aubie Spr96 on 1/12/18 at 1:55 pm to Costanza
Kids are great, teenagers suck.
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