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Beer goggles have gotten the best of us
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:49 am
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:49 am
What’s your best/worst experience with beer goggles?
I had a buddy that was out with us and homeboy got tore up and would not stop dancing with the fattest ugliest chic in the bar. There were dozens of decent options but he zeroed in on the fat chic. We told him he was drunk and that girl was dog ugly but he swore she was hot as hell. Funniest damn thing I have ever seen.
Personally I have had a few near misses. I was sitting at a bar one night and a lady was drinking with her friends next to me. I could tell she was down with it. But she was just below my standards. She was a classic butter face. Smoking hot bod but not so great up stairs. Well I’ll be damned if her face didn’t magically transform before my eyes! Crazy as hell! I guess I was drunk enough she an OT 10 but not drunk enough to believe it. I got up and immediately walked out of the bar and went home.
One other time the opposite situation happened. Girl was smoking hot face and chest but had some serious saddlebags. She was the bf of my ex. We were at the same bar one night and struck up a conversation. I was walking her to my apartment and got behind her. Normally I was looking from the front and down. Sure I realized she had junk in the trunk but damn it hit me walking up to my place that I was going to wake up the next morning and be very disappointed in myself. I stopped her right then and there and took her home. I told her that my ex would never forgive the two of us and I didn’t want that.
Whatcha got?
I had a buddy that was out with us and homeboy got tore up and would not stop dancing with the fattest ugliest chic in the bar. There were dozens of decent options but he zeroed in on the fat chic. We told him he was drunk and that girl was dog ugly but he swore she was hot as hell. Funniest damn thing I have ever seen.
Personally I have had a few near misses. I was sitting at a bar one night and a lady was drinking with her friends next to me. I could tell she was down with it. But she was just below my standards. She was a classic butter face. Smoking hot bod but not so great up stairs. Well I’ll be damned if her face didn’t magically transform before my eyes! Crazy as hell! I guess I was drunk enough she an OT 10 but not drunk enough to believe it. I got up and immediately walked out of the bar and went home.
One other time the opposite situation happened. Girl was smoking hot face and chest but had some serious saddlebags. She was the bf of my ex. We were at the same bar one night and struck up a conversation. I was walking her to my apartment and got behind her. Normally I was looking from the front and down. Sure I realized she had junk in the trunk but damn it hit me walking up to my place that I was going to wake up the next morning and be very disappointed in myself. I stopped her right then and there and took her home. I told her that my ex would never forgive the two of us and I didn’t want that.
Whatcha got?
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Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:51 am to rebeloke
Tu madre
Posted on 4/16/24 at 9:59 am to rebeloke
Going to night spots, drinking alcohol and dancing with strange painted ladies is trashy. The trashiest of the trashy is when the lady is as fat as a pig.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:10 am to rebeloke
Once you hit your 30s and especially your 40s, you develop natural beer goggles and no alcohol is required.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:15 am to rebeloke
I’ve never gone to bed with a woman who wasn’t gorgeous. I woke up with a couple who were not.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:16 am to rebeloke
Back in my younger days when I would go milf hunting at the Cadillac Cafe, I met this girl - tall, blonde, and pretty. We danced and made out like we were zombies eating each others faces. We exchanged numbers and she asked if I wanted to come by her work next week and eat lunch. She was a waitress.
The following week, a buddy and I went to her work. I was telling him how hot she was, etc, etc. We get there and when I saw her in the distance, Hol. E. Chit, boy did I oversale her beauty. She was not attractive at all in the face.
Me and my buddy sat down, not in her section, and he asked is she working? I looked around, making sure I avoided eye contact and said "nope, don't see her." Luckily, she either didn't see me or realized I wasn't interested because she never came by. Ate lunch, hauled arse and when we got back to the office was when I told him she was there. He was pissed! I laughed and never saw her again.
The following week, a buddy and I went to her work. I was telling him how hot she was, etc, etc. We get there and when I saw her in the distance, Hol. E. Chit, boy did I oversale her beauty. She was not attractive at all in the face.
Me and my buddy sat down, not in her section, and he asked is she working? I looked around, making sure I avoided eye contact and said "nope, don't see her." Luckily, she either didn't see me or realized I wasn't interested because she never came by. Ate lunch, hauled arse and when we got back to the office was when I told him she was there. He was pissed! I laughed and never saw her again.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:17 am to Bigfishchoupique
Both my wife's boyfriends seem to always have them on- like a few times a week every week. 
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:23 am to rebeloke
I have never had a sexual conquest that I wasn’t proud of. I’ve had a few that I didn’t tell anybody about, but none that I wasn’t proud of.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:29 am to rebeloke
Not sure if this would count as actual beer goggles, but when I was 19, I dated a girl for about 6 weeks because she was 24 and had an apartment. So she would buy beer and we had a place to get our freak on. If she had not been several years older, there is no way I would have gone out with her at all…..not that I am a prize or anything, but, neither was she.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:33 am to rebeloke
quote:
What’s your best/worst experience with beer goggles?
your mom
Posted on 4/16/24 at 10:34 am to rebeloke
TLDR OP prefers to jack off than have sex with women
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:02 am to Upperdecker
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TLDR OP prefers to jack off than have sex with [ugly] women
FIFY
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:06 am to rebeloke
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I had a buddy that was out with us and homeboy got tore up and would not stop dancing with the fattest ugliest chic in the bar. There were dozens of decent options but he zeroed in on the fat chic. We told him he was drunk and that girl was dog ugly but he swore she was hot as hell. Funniest damn thing I have ever seen.
I asked you to keep that a secret.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:07 am to LSUPERMAN
It would be comical if she noticed you at the restaurant, had the same reaction to your physical appearance, and ignored you.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:15 am to rebeloke
Few years ago on a work trip to Shreveport my ole lady gave me a bit of a hall pass. No sex but I could flirt a little. Coworker and I hit up a bar across from the hotel and throw down on some drinks.
Quite a few drinks in a couple of hotties at a table over were eyeing us. I invite them over and we have a great time. Coworker takes some pics, we have more drinks, the girls leave after trying to go back to the room with us, and we head back to the hotel for a training the next day.
Next day in training the coworker shows me the pics and the girls were not hotties at all, instead some fricking she beasts. I didn't even have to tell him to delete the pics. No more hall pass after that.
Quite a few drinks in a couple of hotties at a table over were eyeing us. I invite them over and we have a great time. Coworker takes some pics, we have more drinks, the girls leave after trying to go back to the room with us, and we head back to the hotel for a training the next day.
Next day in training the coworker shows me the pics and the girls were not hotties at all, instead some fricking she beasts. I didn't even have to tell him to delete the pics. No more hall pass after that.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:23 am to rebeloke
I plead the 5th beer
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:40 am to rebeloke
Eager beats pretty every time, all the time when drunk at a bar
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:43 am to rebeloke
The one and only time I cheated on a girlfriend was with a girl that looked like a fat Pekingese puppy dog with bleached blonde hair.
I’ll forever regrett that fateful drunken night.
I’ll forever regrett that fateful drunken night.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 11:46 am to rebeloke
It's not so much a beer goggles situation for me as it is low standards.
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