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Posted on 4/16/24 at 12:17 pm to rebeloke
I was at a friends Halloween party in college and was targeted by a girl dressed as a bat…a big bat. The liquor was flowing and she finally wore me down. I went home with her and there was another sad bastard sitting there that her equally hideous roommate had picked up. We glanced at each other like two guys on death row.
Let’s just say she looked better with her costume on…but I still hit it.
Everyone deserves a shot at the title.
Let’s just say she looked better with her costume on…but I still hit it.
Everyone deserves a shot at the title.
This post was edited on 4/16/24 at 12:20 pm
Posted on 4/16/24 at 1:13 pm to SquatchDawg
i think we have all been there. everyone has a "fat chick" story from 2am
Posted on 4/16/24 at 1:16 pm to rebeloke
The girls all get prettier at closing time
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars
-Micky Gilley
They all begin to look like movie stars
The girls all get prettier at closing time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the falling angels of the back street bars
-Micky Gilley
Posted on 4/16/24 at 1:53 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 4/16/24 at 2:12 pm to rebeloke
I'm sure you Lafayette baws remember Graham Central Station. My buddies and I were there basically every Saturday night for about two years. We had just got there one night around 9 ish and I didn't start drinking yet. The first slow song comes on and some girl asks me to dance. She was a little chubby and I didn't even glance at her face and I just said "no thanks". My buddy was like, "The frick is wrong with you? She is cute!"
After I had a few in me, this other girl from across the dance floor is seriously checking me out. Every time I look over, she smiles. She has blonde hair and is slim. She then walks all the way over and asks me to dance. We dance a few, I'm flirting pretty heavily and eventually her friends tell me to go home with her. I'm game but my buddy was like "Nope, not happening". I bitched hiss arse out all the way back home.
I had her name and number on a piece of paper and we found her the next morning via MySpace. This chick had a slight mustache and had a gap between every tooth on the top row. He had a good laugh at that for quite a while.
He showed me the other girl I passed up the following week. She was cute even though she had some meat on her bones. That was during my phase if they weighed more than 135 lbs, I thought they were fat.
After I had a few in me, this other girl from across the dance floor is seriously checking me out. Every time I look over, she smiles. She has blonde hair and is slim. She then walks all the way over and asks me to dance. We dance a few, I'm flirting pretty heavily and eventually her friends tell me to go home with her. I'm game but my buddy was like "Nope, not happening". I bitched hiss arse out all the way back home.
I had her name and number on a piece of paper and we found her the next morning via MySpace. This chick had a slight mustache and had a gap between every tooth on the top row. He had a good laugh at that for quite a while.
He showed me the other girl I passed up the following week. She was cute even though she had some meat on her bones. That was during my phase if they weighed more than 135 lbs, I thought they were fat.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 2:31 pm to Jenious
quote:Unless they were decently pregnant, you were right back then.
That was during my phase if they weighed more than 135 lbs, I thought they were fat.
Nothing good happens after the scale passes the 135 lbs. mark.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 2:40 pm to soccerfüt
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Nothing good happens after the scale passes the 135 lbs. mark.
I had room to talk back then. 6'1", 155 lbs. Now, not so much. Plus, I can't be too choosy at 44 years old.
Posted on 4/16/24 at 3:22 pm to rebeloke
At 2 AM went to bed with a 10. At 10 AM woke up with a 2.
Bonus Bar Story:
Was sitting alone at a small town bar. This chick comes up and asks to dance. I wasn't interested (in her) and politely turned her down.
She walks away and a little later comes back again. I said I didn't want to tell you but I'm gay. She said "oh I can turn that around". I said you already have, I was straight when I walked in this place.
Everyone was spitting up beer all along the bar.
Bonus Bar Story:
Was sitting alone at a small town bar. This chick comes up and asks to dance. I wasn't interested (in her) and politely turned her down.
She walks away and a little later comes back again. I said I didn't want to tell you but I'm gay. She said "oh I can turn that around". I said you already have, I was straight when I walked in this place.
Everyone was spitting up beer all along the bar.
This post was edited on 4/16/24 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 4/16/24 at 3:25 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Watcha Got?
A downvote.
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