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Baws, be on the look out for diarrhea parasite spreading in the US

Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184500 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:18 pm
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A stomach-churning parasite that causes explosive, watery diarrhea has sickened over 140 people across multiple states — with the highest number of cases in New York.

According to the CDC, 145 people ranging in age from 5 to 86 years and from 20 states contracted the parasite Cyclospora cayetanensis between May and June 16, with 20 hospitalized.

Fortunately, there have not yet been any deaths.

Since none of the patients had traveled recently, officials believe the cause is food — although they’re unsure of the exact source.

The cyclospora parasite causes cyclosporiasis, a type of food poisoning that leads to diarrhea, severe cramping, nausea, vomiting, and fatigue.

This infection is usually contracted during travel outside the United States, as a result of consuming food or water that’s been contaminated with feces. It is more common in tropical areas.

None of the current US patients, however, reported taking any recent trips.

There’s also no evidence that it can be spread from human to human, leading the CDC to believe the patients became sick after eating food in the US.

“Local, state, and federal (CDC, FDA) public health authorities are investigating several clusters of cases in more than one state. Investigations to identify potential sources are ongoing,” the agency reported.

Since there may be patients who haven’t been diagnosed, the actual number of cyclosporiasis cases is likely higher than initially reported — and it’s likely present in states besides those that have been reported.

In addition to New York, New Jersey, and Washington, D.C., the current states with reported cases include Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, North Carolina, Ohio, Tennessee, Wisconsin, Illinois, Georgia, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Colorado, and Alaska.



Mystery of explosive diarrhea parasite outbreak in the US — as experts try to figure out what’s causing it


If these people lived in India, they would already be dead



Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3158 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:21 pm to
I'm sitting here in the heat with my gun making toilet freckles, so someone's gonna die soon.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
57197 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:26 pm to
that's it
cancel Taylor's wedding
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:27 pm to
A friend was hospitalized a couple weeks ago with the severest of diarrhea issues.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79769 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:28 pm to
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explosive, watery diarrhea


Not sure I have had any other kind?

GLP boys have been prepping for this for weeks.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21724 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:28 pm to

It's actually going around Livingston Parish right now. My brother's wife spent Friday night at the hospital, and now my brother has it.
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2441 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:28 pm to
Guess you could say this parasite is in it for the long runs.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
7191 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:29 pm to
shite, I may have it!
Posted by lsufan1971
Zachary
Member since Nov 2003
24393 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14908 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:32 pm to
40 deaths per 100K people in India

That means almost 600,000 Jeets die from shitting themselves every year.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
54202 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:34 pm to
I haven't had a solid shite since getting back from the Bahamas 2 weeks ago. It could literally be me
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184500 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:39 pm to
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40 deaths per 100K people in India

That means almost 600,000 Jeets die from shitting themselves every year.



Go to YouTube or X and search Indian street food and it might give you an idea why so many die from diarrhea

That's not to mention that they literally shite in their own water supply and have poo festivals where they jump in poo, sling poo at each other, etc

Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11964 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 3:57 pm to
145 suicidally empathetic people went to the local Indian truck stop for dinner
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71827 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:00 pm to
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explosive, watery diarrhea


I've had it since about 2018
Posted by FliesByNight
Whale, wail, well
Member since Apr 2026
433 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:09 pm to
There's a guy on instagram eating at random chinese buffets until he gets food poisoning. He goes to pretty rundown locations haha
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1872 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:10 pm to
Of course Louisiana is on the list!
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
11153 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:15 pm to
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toilet freckles


Always a good day when you can learn a new poop phrase to use.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:15 pm to
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
7843 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:16 pm to
Crawfish and beer does it to me.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 6/30/26 at 4:17 pm to
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