Baw takes to Facebook to call out kids at Mississippi Sonic

Was scrolling thru Facebook and happened to see an ol baw losing his shite. Thought yall may enjoy it if yall can bring yourselves to read more than four words in a row. I know thats asking a lot of the OT but here it is:

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Dear Teenagers/Parents of Teenagers that hang out at Sonic in Laurel:

I’m gonna keep this as clean and PG as possible. It’s freaking Tuesday night. It’s 9 damn 30 at night. There’s so little choices to grab a late night meal in Laurel. I’ve worked all day (google the term “job” for references) and just want a bite to eat before going home and going to bed. Find some damn where else to hang around. I know you’re proud of the new Chevy 1500 with 12” lift, light bar, marine speaker, roll bars, and custom exhaust, and super swampers your mommy and daddy just bought you for no other reason than the fact that you made it to the age of 16 without becoming an example of why Charles Darwin may have been right all along, but go to an empty pasture or something to try and get to second base with Becca and/or her cousin Tiffany. Hanging around a place of business playing “Old Town Road” followed by something by Lil Wayne on repeat loud enough that I can’t even order my damn footlong is making me understand The Purge movie series more and more. Not to mention I had to do three laps to even find somewhere to pull in for all the empty Costa Del Mar stickered pickups and cutesy first-middle-last initial stickered Maximas taking up parking spots and not even eating. I can’t wait till I’m in a nursing home and you’re taking care of me because I promise, every time I shite my self right after you get done giving me a bath, I’m going to remind you of this bullshite. That is all.

EDIT: It has also come to my attention, since this post went viral, that some parents have been making their own butt-hurt posts trying to justify what these CHILDREN are doing. These kids are so inconsiderate of others and clueless as to how to conduct themselves with their newfound freedom away from home. But mommy and daddy taking to Facebook to take up for them is precisely the reason these kids are the little shites they are. Besides the fact that I’ve deleted about a dozen comments these kids have made for the simple fact that they were obviously texting on their cell phones instead of paying attention in English class. Hashtag your grammar sucks. Hey parents, put their participation trophies in the closet and teach them that life sometimes sucks, especially hard if you’re dumb.

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