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re: Based on the new FEMA nuclear target map, how screwed are you?

Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90606 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:05 pm to
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Must be large military presences and where a lot of our nukes are located?


Thing is if 2000 nukes are launched this way, those missile silos will be immediately emptied toward whoever launched at us
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19519 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:06 pm to

Jackson, MS is a target because of the length of runways at JAN (or so I’ve been told since the 1980s).

The airport is actually a few miles outside of the city, so Jackson would be just as much a hellhole after a nuke as before a nuke.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35399 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:07 pm to
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Thing is if 2000 nukes are launched this way, those missile silos will be immediately emptied toward whoever launched at us
Unless they're destroyed by green lasers coming from a Chinese weather balloon.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2840 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:07 pm to
Russia really hates St Francisville


This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 8:08 pm
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19220 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:10 pm to
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Can’t even see Nola on there for all the black ones.

Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27356 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:10 pm to
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Russia really hates St Francisville


They must think the Bluffs are a possible tactical stronghold.
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3389 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:11 pm to
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Russia really hates St Francisville


Just south of St Francisville is River Bend Nuclear Power Plant. And between there and BR are lots of petroleum storage tanks. Long story short- we’re fricked in the BR area.
Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
8330 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:15 pm to
Is being in 9 different blast zones bad?
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2840 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:17 pm to
Yeah I'm aware. My dad worked at River Bend. Plus there's a fault near there that could cause problems by nuclear blast
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36351 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:18 pm to
Lol Idaho
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:23 pm to
Waiting on that Stalekracker deathclaw gumbo video
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3248 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:23 pm to
Lake vegas is SOL
This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 8:24 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145156 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:29 pm to
Doesnt matter. In the event of nuclear war, the lucky ones would be those who are instantly vaporized

The unlucky ones will die a slow painful death from radiation poisoning, or a shittly life of scavenging for like a year or two before succumbing to cancer or lack of resources
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
Member since May 2011
3926 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:35 pm to
That damn 500 warhead scenario is right on top of Ouachita Parish lol.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:38 pm to
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In the event of nuclear war, the lucky ones would be those who are instantly vaporized


This. I don’t even want to live without air conditioning.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30299 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:41 pm to
Welp I thought Lafayette was a good place to raise a family.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12616 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:46 pm to
Jackson and Memphis gone? I’d call it a push.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49153 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:46 pm to
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BR can’t catch a break

Probably look better after a strike.
Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3206 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:47 pm to
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Barksdale would be first target in Louisiana.




Living in the shadow of this base we have always known we would be among the 1st ...

Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 8:47 pm to
PNW checking in, definitely fricked.
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