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re: Bartering with the wife for sex - What’s fair?

Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2047 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:09 pm to
Sounds awful
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24806 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:10 pm to
Seek therapy.
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
10296 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:13 pm to
Good grief, marriage sounds terrible
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40252 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:14 pm to
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Exchanging payment for sex. If only there was a word for that.


Marriage?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26127 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:14 pm to
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Let us know when the affair starts.

Oh it’s already started. He just doesn’t know it yet.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3140 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:15 pm to
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This is why I'm not married.

Well it’s not supposed to work like that so...


A car that doesn’t function properly doesn’t mean all cars are awful.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:16 pm to
Like dirty gross sex or normal sex? I take my fiance out on dates but that's because I love her.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11169 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:17 pm to
How fat are you?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72937 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:20 pm to
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Lick her pussy
And suburbs.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85621 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:20 pm to
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A car that doesn’t function properly doesn’t mean all cars are awful.
I like that

But I also know a lot of people that would be better off not married
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:25 pm to
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A car that doesn’t function properly doesn’t mean all cars are awful.
I like to party sometimes, so I prefer to play it safe and take an Uber or Lyft. I'm a great tipper and my rating is almost five (5) stars.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3140 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:28 pm to
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But I also know a lot of people that would be better off not married

That’s fair. I’m coming around to the idea that some people just can’t get the whole “sacrificial/service” part of it down and will always end up in marriages that are transactional, sterile and weird.

Which sounds like what this thread is about unfortunately.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76564 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:28 pm to
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I like to party sometimes, so I prefer to play it safe and take an Uber or Lyft. I'm a great tipper and my rating is almost five (5) stars


Relevance to the topic?
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4886 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:29 pm to
You can’t negotiate desire. No matter what a fat woman does - back rub, dinner, etc - I’m not attracted to her.

You are the fat woman to your wife.

Make yourself better and she’ll want you. Or not.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19524 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:29 pm to
Georges loaded fries should have been an automatic hump session.

I mean, loaded fries are amazing and will make anyone happy.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133541 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:30 pm to
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but it’s not always free.



A universal truth: you pay for it one way or another
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23157 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:31 pm to
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Exchanging payment for sex. If only there was a word for that.

Everybody pays for it.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:31 pm to
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Relevance to the topic?
I like how you ask questions. It helps everyone.

I was responding to someone who analogized (pause) women to cars, so I responded with my own metaphor.

I thought it was quite artful honestly, no?
Posted by Zip it blondie
Member since Aug 2023
683 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:32 pm to
Are all married guys simps, or does it just seem that way ?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:32 pm to
Jesus Christ dude
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