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re: Baldness possibly cured: new treatment works, now for human tests

Posted on 10/24/25 at 6:16 pm to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34500 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 6:16 pm to
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Maybe for children, But it doesn’t work that way for adults. Your growth plates are already fused so you aren’t getting taller with HGH


I'm a biologist. I know. It was a joke.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72404 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 6:18 pm to
Baldness is done; it's over.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4081 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 6:21 pm to
I'm not falling for that.

What would I do with that nifty 7 bladed head shaver?
Posted by WeagleEagle
Folsom Prison
Member since Sep 2011
2618 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 6:56 pm to
Don’t want my hair back. Being bald fits well with my laziness.
Posted by EatnCreaux
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2005
2489 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 7:03 pm to
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It’s not about the baldness on your head, it’s the baldness in your heart that shows

Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6436 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 7:06 pm to
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After 3 months the mice all got divorces and bought Corvettes

And hooked up with younger mices using breast growth factor serum
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31379 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 9:18 pm to
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I have a full head of full, thick locks so I guess I don’t understand, but if you’re bald why not just own it? The classic horseshoe head look is kind of badass. You’d get a lot more respect rocking the horseshoe than taking a bunch of dubious supplements and shite to try to hang onto your dwindling follicles.


You best check your hair privilege.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27761 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 9:41 pm to
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Possible Side Effects include (but are not limited to) Death.
Possible Side Effect - Minimum 75% bald
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4700 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 10:24 am to
The cure for baldness is....confidence.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20370 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 10:27 am to
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How many cancers will this give me, and how quickly? I need to weigh the options.

They don’t know at this point but it could get hairy.

Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5051 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 12:52 pm to
Isn’t the protein that turns hair follicles dormant related to testosterone? So you could just chop your balls off to keep your hair.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5051 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 12:56 pm to
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Can we give this to chicks to use in their pubic area. They have steadily been loosing hair down there since the 70’s


Respect for a strong bush. Otherwise it now reminds me of that scene in The Matrix when Neo’s mouth melts shut.

Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19408 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 1:30 pm to
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have a full head of full, thick locks so I guess I don’t understand, but if you’re bald why not just own it? The classic horseshoe head look is kind of badass. You’d get a lot more respect rocking the horseshoe than taking a bunch of dubious supplements and shite to try to hang onto your dwindling follicles.


You have to withstand decades of progressively worsening hair before you get to that point
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
9192 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 1:39 pm to
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If jizz was the cure for baldness, how many men would allow another man to jizz in their hair to cure their baldness?


I'd just use my own, thanks.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2299 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 1:51 pm to
Hair at my age would be unnecessary. I’d still shave for convenience.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
7039 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 1:51 pm to
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if you’re bald why not just own it? The classic horseshoe head look is kind of badass.


You have to suffer through the reverse yamika first.

I said the same thing until I saw my own scalp for the first time. I'm currently in the denial stage, but I'm not above trying something soon.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38662 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 3:49 pm to
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After 3 months the mice all got divorces and bought Corvettes


Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16945 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 5:08 pm to
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The classic horseshoe head look is kind of badass.


bullshite. cul de sac head is horrible
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16085 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 6:34 pm to
Bald guys fixing to eat! This could be an unlock code for many.
I mean this has to work right?
Posted by Tigerfan4545
Member since Oct 2024
309 posts
Posted on 10/25/25 at 6:42 pm to
Hard pass on any “magic pill”. ….. test trials reports are usually 50% speculation. Drug companies do not give 2 shits about you.
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