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re: Bad asses of the ot, tell me about your fist fight experiences

Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:07 am to
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 5:07 am to
owl, as my grandpa once told me as I was running the ladies hard, “you will never ever win a fight with anything that fights on it’s back, stop trying”...
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24079 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:16 am to
I thought I could fight pretty well but once at the now Independence stadium I saw my friend with the last name of Haywood getting picked on by an older guy. My friend stood up walked up to him, put his hands up and hit him so fast with right and left hooks my drop dropped. the guy ended up with one of his eyebrows hanging over his eye. Made note to self: keep Haywood as friend. He probably would still be hitting him if others hadn't calmed him down.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13403 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:26 am to
I got hit with a snowball by the neighborhood bully with yellow eyes, swear to God yellow eyes! wearing a coon skin cap. I tackled him in the snow and beat him til his nose bled. Out of my mouth came expletives I had learned from my old man.

My brother Randy got my mom and I started crying.

For Christmas my old man gave me a Red Ryder BB gun
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32672 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 6:27 am to
Trashy level 8/10
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35724 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 7:58 am to
Last fist fight I was in was 1997 in Korea. I had admittedly picked on this dude a little and he retaliated by calling me doughboy. I confess to carrying about thirty extra pounds my entire adult life.

Anyway he just thought he could keep it up indefinitely and finally I had had enough of it. The look of surprise in his face was legit when I slammed him into his own wall locker while he was putting toothpaste on his brush. I gave him a couple of good knocks and let him know how things were not going to be from then on.

For a while, the barracks were kind of uneasy as we both had our own sets of friends. But life went on after a few days.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Lost quite a few until I learned what my strengths and weaknesses were.

Had an undefeated run during the years I worked the club and concert circuit in Lafayette.


Experience and a healthy ego are underrated in the field of scrapping
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113881 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Knocked out a guy on crutches
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Threw a guy through a storefront window
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Soccer kicked a guy in the head
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Threw a brick at a guys face
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Pushed a guy down some metal stairs
quote:

Tried to drown a guy


You might need professional help.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:23 am to
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A drunk visiting fan told my at the time 7 year old daughter Santa clause was not real




What fanbase was he from?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32672 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:25 am to
I first through your story was in a random bar, then I realized it was in the military barrack


Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
47669 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:26 am to
quote:

I've legitimately been in zero fist fights


Same here. You never know if someone has professional training or if they're carrying a weapon. Not worth finding out.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7040 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:36 am to
quote:

What fanbase was he from?



I left it out because it is too good to be true, but of course... Alabama.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
10566 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:36 am to
quote:

You never know if someone has professional training or if they're carrying a weapon


that really wasn’t an issue back in the day.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 8:37 am to
I was once losing a big time boxing match until Adrian showed up. I started yelling her name and then randomly started fighting better.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53103 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:10 am to
I got my butt kicked outside the Bayview Yacht Club in Alexandria more than once in my younger days.

Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

A drunk visiting fan told my at the time 7 year old daughter Santa clause was not real.


Are you an Ole Miss fan and did this happen when an LSU fan said this to your daughter after the game in Oxford a few years ago?

I know someone from LSU that did this and the father punched him while leaving the stadium after LSU lost.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73556 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:14 am to
nothing but truth in this thread
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 11:26 am
Posted by YungFO
Dallas
Member since Mar 2018
1101 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Fighting at 11. You definitely sound trashy



and you sound like a pussy
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25603 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:38 am to
When I was five, this kid Joey would pick on me. Walking to the bus he'd always push me down. Inevitably I'd scrape my knees, my Empire Strikes Back lunchbox would fly open flinging a half eaten banana and the Thermos across the ground.

I told my parents about it, and their response was to find a teacher/bus driver/adult authority figure.

My grandma pulled me aside and told me "Look, you can find an adult to stop it for a day, or you can walk up to that little shite and punch him as hard as you can in the face and stop it forever."

The next day, walking to the bus, Joey was walking up to me. He had a smile on his face. Not a happy smile, mind you; a "I'm gonna push you down and make you drop your lunch box" kind of smile.

I balled up my little 5 year old fist and punch Joey as hard as I could in the face.

His look of shock is something I'll never forget. He ran off crying and told on me to a teacher. After that day little Joey never bothered me again.

Grandma was right.
This post was edited on 3/8/19 at 11:41 am
Posted by darnol91
Member since Jun 2015
749 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:43 am to
At a friend's wedding in Jackson, MS, and I believe we were at the bulldog (the bar was upstairs wherever it was). We had a solid group of guys with us, but one was talking to this girl who told him he was single. Apparently a good ol baw from Jackson had just been broken up with by her, which we obviously didnt know. He comes up and talks shite, and we dont want to get into anything because we still had to drive back to Louisiana, so we left. As we are walking to our car about 8-9 guys run up behind us and a fight ensues immediately. We had five guys, and one ran away, so four. All of us ended up getting our asses kicked. 2 guys lost teeth, 1 broken jaw, and 3 of us went to the hospital the next day.

The kicker to all of this is that after they got done whoopin us one of the guys calmly said "Sorry guys, yalls boy was talking to the wrong girl"
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2161 posts
Posted on 3/8/19 at 11:58 am to
I sucked at fist fighst but did win my very last one ; still feel Bad about whipping the kid’s arse; but he asked for it.
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