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re: Aunt Becky preparing to be bout dat life
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:22 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:22 pm to fallguy_1978
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It would be hard to figure out who that was though.
next lowest bidder, duh
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Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:22 pm to ClampClampington
I was about to post this. That's a good way to go into prison.. With all the prisoners knowing you hired a prison coach...
"Hey bitch! Im bout to teach you what no prison coach can".
"Yo aunt becky.. Im bout to make you my daddy.. Did your coach telling you about that?"
"Hey bitch! Im bout to teach you what no prison coach can".
"Yo aunt becky.. Im bout to make you my daddy.. Did your coach telling you about that?"
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:23 pm to fallguy_1978
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I guess the victim would be a kid that didn't get in over hers due to the payments. It would be hard to figure out who that was though.
That's what I'm getting at. If you're going to send someone to jail for something like this, there better damn well be a real victim.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:23 pm to upgrayedd
quote:That's true assuming that these students were admitted in addition to the previously allotted spots for incoming students. If there was a hard quota for new admits and these students took spots that they wouldn't have received based upon their own merit, then there are victims. Haven't really seen any reporting that answered that question, though, and I doubt that the feds are going down the rabbit hole that is admissions records.
Anything beyond a civil penalty for this "crime" is an abuse of the justice system. There are literally no actual victims in this case.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:23 pm to OweO
I hope you go to prison. One without wifi.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:24 pm to AbitaFan08
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I hope you go to prison. One without wifi.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:24 pm to upgrayedd
The kid that didn’t get into USC because her daughter took their slot. Have you even read deep into this story?
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:28 pm to AbitaFan08
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I hope you go to prison. One without wifi.
Opposed to the prisons with wifi?
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:28 pm to upgrayedd
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Can we name one actual victim of this crime?
The US tax payers. She committed tax fraud which Uncle Sam doesn’t take likely. See Al Capone
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:29 pm to OweO
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Opposed to the prisons with wifi?
Good Lord. Of course you're too stupid to understand a joke.
Literally too dumb to insult.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:30 pm to AbitaFan08
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Good Lord. Of course you're too stupid to understand a joke.
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Literally too dumb to insult.
preach
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:30 pm to ClampClampington
Women's prisons are pretty tame compared to men, and she'll probably be in a Club Fed facility anyway.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:30 pm to ClampClampington
Are there bullies on federal club med pens?
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:32 pm to memphis tiger
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Are there bullies on federal club med pens?
well hell yeah! you cross one of their turf boundaries they'll take a shiv to your tennis racket strings!
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:35 pm to ClampClampington
I dont understand.. if you’re 55 yrs old and facing that kind of prison time, and a multi Gazillionaire like she and her husband are- why even chance it? I would hop my arse on a flight out of the country and live abroad a la Roman Polanski for the rest of my days... dont get me wrong, I’m not saying it’s “right”, I’m just saying if i had her dollars, i could live really, really well in a country that doesnt extradite to the US... Have their passports been revoked? Even if so, that kind of money can buy fake documents.. I just don’t get it.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:39 pm to OweO
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I was about to post this. That's a good way to go into prison.. With all the prisoners knowing you hired a prison coach...
"Hey bitch! Im bout to teach you what no prison coach can".
"Yo aunt becky.. Im bout to make you my daddy.. Did your coach telling you about that?"
You truly are one of the dumbest posters on this board. Do you really have zero inkling of how prisoner classification works? Absolutely zero comprehension of how from parish/county through State and up to Fed there are all kinds of checks and balances in place to ensure for the most prisoners get put with similar type offenders. And it’s not just for inmate safety, it’s also to make the job of guards easier.
The idea some folks have on this board that prison consists of permanently being gang raped is so extreme it makes me wonder what your basic perverted fantasies are.
For the most part the average prisoner is just trying to do their time and keep as low a profile as possible.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:39 pm to ClampClampington
She WILL learn to like the taste of pussy.
She WILL get plenty of action.
She WILL get plenty of action.
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:42 pm to CoachDon
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She WILL learn to like the taste of pussy.
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She WILL get plenty of action.
would make a helluva good reality show
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:42 pm to ClampClampington
She better learn the term "toss my salad".
Posted on 1/2/20 at 1:42 pm to Sweltering Chill
I mean, I don't know where she thinks she's going. Maybe her idea of a federal pen is what she's seen in Hollywood.
True story: A childhood friend's dad was arrested for embezzling life insurance policy payouts to the tune of over $500k. He did 28 months in a federal prison in Florida where he collected racquetball trophies, taught insurance courses to other inmates, got free treatment for his ailing back and pretty came out a new, fit man with a great tan.
I feel like Aunt Becky thinks she's going to a state pen instead of Club Fed.
True story: A childhood friend's dad was arrested for embezzling life insurance policy payouts to the tune of over $500k. He did 28 months in a federal prison in Florida where he collected racquetball trophies, taught insurance courses to other inmates, got free treatment for his ailing back and pretty came out a new, fit man with a great tan.
I feel like Aunt Becky thinks she's going to a state pen instead of Club Fed.
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