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re: At what age did you stop whackin the kraken?

Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28585 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to
I’m actually looking forward to the day I no longer feel the urge to do it multiple times a week. It’s as much of a chore/inconvenience as it is a pleasure these days.

Edit: Why are people downvoting this? People really feel strongly about the enjoyment I get from whackin it?
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 11:13 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Just fricking wow


What’s the problem?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19356 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Aka taking my talents to south beach


an orgy for 1

Ménage à moi

firing off knuckle children

feeding the geese

solitary refinement

autistic intercourse

driving a stick shift

cleaning the pipes

rubbing one out

choking the chicken

flogging the dolphin

speed dating

playing one-on-none


Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
4992 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:05 am to
Gave it up for Lent and I’m still going
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124112 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:05 am to
I will never stop burping the bald man
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57473 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:07 am to
quote:

whackin the kraken

quote:

taking my talents to south beach

quote:

beat the bishop

quote:

that I took a number 3


quote:

I’m 39


Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23378 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:07 am to
I never have so I've never had to stop.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64044 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:08 am to
What's this word "stop" you refer to?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:08 am to
quote:

I never have so I've never had to stop.




arms too short?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27549 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:10 am to
quote:

I’m actually looking forward to the day I no longer feel the urge to do it multiple times a week. It’s as much of a chore/inconvenience as it is a pleasure these days.



This. I'm confident if the wife and I had sex more than twice a month I wouldn't feel the need to masturbate.
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2540 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:11 am to
You forgot body karate
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:21 am to
quote:

You forgot body karate




I like it. Self defense
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21917 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:23 am to
You supposed to stop?
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:25 am to
I stopped about 5 minutes ago.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:26 am to
quote:

I could be married to an OT 9.5 that had sex with me almost everyday and I still would


Well, yeah.........you got that bionic arm brah.
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
731 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:31 am to
I'm not a quitter.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34291 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:32 am to
I used to, too.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Do you just suddenly beat the bishop for the last time and never know it’s the last time?

I’m 39 btw


Enjoy the prostate cancer
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16484 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:33 am to
quote:

I'm confident if the wife and I had sex more than twice a month I wouldn't feel the need to masturbate.


That's crazy talk. My wife and I usually have sex twice a week, and I'm still beating it on the off days
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:33 am to
so, you still do, but

quote:

used to, too.
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