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re: At what age did you stop whackin the kraken?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to Tyga Woods
I’m actually looking forward to the day I no longer feel the urge to do it multiple times a week. It’s as much of a chore/inconvenience as it is a pleasure these days.
Edit: Why are people downvoting this? People really feel strongly about the enjoyment I get from whackin it?
Edit: Why are people downvoting this? People really feel strongly about the enjoyment I get from whackin it?
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 11:13 am
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to Wtodd
quote:
Just fricking wow
What’s the problem?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:04 am to Tyga Woods
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Aka taking my talents to south beach
an orgy for 1
Ménage à moi
firing off knuckle children
feeding the geese
solitary refinement
autistic intercourse
driving a stick shift
cleaning the pipes
rubbing one out
choking the chicken
flogging the dolphin
speed dating
playing one-on-none
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:05 am to Tyga Woods
Gave it up for Lent and I’m still going
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:05 am to Tyga Woods
I will never stop burping the bald man
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:07 am to Tyga Woods
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whackin the kraken
quote:
taking my talents to south beach
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beat the bishop
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that I took a number 3
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I’m 39
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:07 am to Tyga Woods
I never have so I've never had to stop.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:08 am to Tyga Woods
What's this word "stop" you refer to?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:08 am to chinhoyang
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I never have so I've never had to stop.
arms too short?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:10 am to Jon Ham
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I’m actually looking forward to the day I no longer feel the urge to do it multiple times a week. It’s as much of a chore/inconvenience as it is a pleasure these days.
This. I'm confident if the wife and I had sex more than twice a month I wouldn't feel the need to masturbate.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:11 am to ShoeBang
You forgot body karate
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:21 am to GeauxDoc
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You forgot body karate
I like it. Self defense
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:23 am to Tyga Woods
You supposed to stop?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:25 am to Tyga Woods
I stopped about 5 minutes ago.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:26 am to fallguy_1978
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I could be married to an OT 9.5 that had sex with me almost everyday and I still would
Well, yeah.........you got that bionic arm brah.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:31 am to Tyga Woods
I'm not a quitter.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:32 am to shagnasty 2
I used to, too.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:33 am to Tyga Woods
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Do you just suddenly beat the bishop for the last time and never know it’s the last time?
I’m 39 btw
Enjoy the prostate cancer
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:33 am to TigerFanatic99
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I'm confident if the wife and I had sex more than twice a month I wouldn't feel the need to masturbate.
That's crazy talk. My wife and I usually have sex twice a week, and I'm still beating it on the off days
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:33 am to Jester
so, you still do, but
quote:?
used to, too.
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