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re: At what age did you stop whackin the kraken?

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Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9663 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:34 am to
The only humans who don’t masturbate are the one’s who won’t admit it.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:35 am to
quote:

whackin the kraken?
You made this thread just so you could use this, didn't you?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42882 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:36 am to
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whackin the kraken?
You made this thread just so you could use this, didn't you?



Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117078 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:37 am to
I'm not dead yet.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:37 am to
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You made this thread just so you could use this, didn't you?



and?
Posted by Jimbeaux28
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
4087 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:39 am to
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That's crazy talk. My wife and I usually have sex twice a week, and I'm still beating it on the off days


Newlyweds! Congrats!

While there is blood flowing thru my veins, blood will be inflating my man by my hand!
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15632 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:41 am to
If you aren’t beating off, you are missing out. Married or not you got needs baw
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:44 am to
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so, you still do, but

quote:

quote:
used to, too.

?



Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:47 am to
About-two-days-ago years old.
Posted by Tiger Iron
Middle LA
Member since Apr 2012
2069 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:47 am to
This board is lit today.
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Enjoy the prostate cancer


What are you insinuating here?
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:52 am to
Two kinds of dudes:

Ones that jerkoff
And
Ones that lie about jerkingoff
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5768 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:52 am to
I'll let you know.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21468 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:55 am to
We were supposed to have stopped?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74552 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:56 am to
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At what age did you stop whackin the kraken?


Wait. We’re supposed to stop at some point?

Why?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42882 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Wait. We’re supposed to stop at some point?

Why?


I don’t know that we are. That’s why I asked. Figured you eventually get to the point where you lose interest. I could be terribly wrong though
Posted by daeizbae
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2018
335 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:03 am to
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Gave it up for Lent and I’m still going


Well what do you tell people you gave up for lent?
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1318 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:04 am to
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I could be married to an OT 9.5 that had sex with me almost everyday and I still would

This right here! Who knows how to please you better than yourself?
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37463 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:07 am to
That one always makes me laugh
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:12 am to
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What’s the problem?

You sound 13 not 39
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