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At what age did you stop whackin the kraken?

Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:54 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42882 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:54 am
Aka masturbating
Aka taking my talents to south beach

It just occurred to me that I don’t remember the last time that I took a number 3. Do you just suddenly beat the bishop for the last time and never know it’s the last time?

I’m 39 btw
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19792 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:55 am to
That’s the last thing I’ll do before I die.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10307 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:55 am to
Well, i'm married, so....
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:55 am to
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Posted by West Palm Tiger561
Palm Beach County
Member since Dec 2018
1759 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:56 am to
I've never gone more than 6 days since i've began.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Well, i'm married, so....

are you blind yet?
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:57 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:57 am to
I guessed I stopped this morning?
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
6692 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:57 am to
I wasn't aware that you were supposed to stop..?
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 9:58 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51587 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:58 am to
Both of my palms look like this

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:58 am to
today
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:58 am to
I got lucky and married a chick that still puts out after we said our I dos.

I haven't whacked in years. It just feels subpar.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:58 am to
quote:

whackin the kraken


quote:

number 3.


quote:

beat the bishop





Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:59 am to
I'm 33 and I've stopped... For 3 hours or so.

I'm pretty sure this streak won't last.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42882 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:59 am to
quote:

I wasn't aware that you were supposed to stop..?



I’m not sure you’re supposed to. Just wondering if the last time was possibly the last time.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22389 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:59 am to
What time is it now?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

I haven't whacked in years


riiigghhhtttt !

ETA: she posts here doesn't she?
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 10:01 am
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:00 am to
quote:

I got lucky and married a chick that still puts out after we said our I dos.


quote:

I haven't whacked in years. It just feels subpar.

careful baw, don't want a massive internet lightning strike to take this whole place down
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:02 am to
quote:

whackin the kraken

quote:

taking my talents to south beach

quote:

a number 3

quote:

beat the bishop

quote:

I’m 39

Just fricking wow
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 10:03 am to
quote:

I got lucky and married a chick that still puts out after we said our I dos. 

I haven't whacked in years. It just feels subpar.

I could be married to an OT 9.5 that had sex with me almost everyday and I still would
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