As of 1/1/18, Oregon residents are now legally allowed to pump their own gas

Then, probably the most liked comment from a guy making fun of Oregon:

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Jim Bryant FEAR NOT OREGON!!!!

I've decided to move to Oregon to open a school to teach people how to pump their own gas. Short term business you say? HA! I will simply branch out and offer classes on such complicated things as:
1. Tying your own shoes.
2. Dressing yourself.
3. Operating a self checkout machine.
4. Dial your own phone.
5. Mow your own lawn.
6. Split your own firewood.
7. How to feed yourself.
8. Make your own dinner.
9. Wash, dry and fold your own laundry. (Extra charge as these are three classes taught separately)
10. Operating a can opener, manual and electric.
11. Counting past 10.
12. Wiping your own butt.

I understand Oregon, adulting is hard and sometimes you someone to show you how. I'm here for you.

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and this one

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Kyle Allen One time, my dad came to Oregon and pumped his own gas. The street immediately lit on fire and he caused massive recession countrywide because he took away 20 billion jobs by pumping his own gas. I was in the back seat when brother was nabbed through the locked door by a transient creeper who raised him to be his human ottoman. My dad then tried wiping his windshield but the stuff he used turned out to be sulfuric acid. The car exploded with me in it and I died. My dad lost 3 parenting points because he was 2 feet away fueling his car when he could have had someone else do this very simple task for him.

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i refuse to believe a grown arse man doesnt know how to pump his own gas or worse refuses to

I wish all states had New Jersey's gas pumping laws

Old people ITT falling for parody/facetious quotes just like they fall for chain emails and facebook garbage

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refuse to believe a grown arse man doesnt know how to pump his own gas or worse refuses to

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Muh gas station attendant jobs!!!

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You have to love snowflakes.








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wow

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Old people ITT falling for parody/facetious quotes just like they fall for chain emails and facebook garbage

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Idk man, I bet there are a ton of rural Oregon residents who have never left Oregon and who legit think that this is a bad thing and have similar mindsets to the "think of the kids and disabled" person.

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"I've lived in this state all my life and I REFUSE to pump my own gas.

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This is how you white privilege.....what a derp

Yeah people have this view of Oregon because of places like Portland but 90% of the state is pretty backwoods hillbilly