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re: Artie Lange has hit 5 walls

Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:45 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:45 am to
So no heroin, but "yes" to coke is "sober" to this dude? K...

Any surgeon who operates on him is a fool.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:32 am to
What happens first?

Artie lives 4 more years
A real Gathering of the Stupid
Howard 360
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30405 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:35 am to
His twitter is a train wreck
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139208 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:38 am to
quote:

That’s not photoshopped, that’s what happens when you erode your entire septum with coke



I'm sure the diabeetus doesn't help
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15369 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:45 am to
I listen to Howard.
It’s not even as good as it used to be 10 years ago and it’s better than any other show out there.
I used to love Artie. Then I read his books.
His 2nd book made me hate him.
He’s resorted to being a child who doesn’t give a frick who he hurts while he behaves like an addict.
He’s not the same person he was. It’s pathetic.
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2983 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:52 am to
This ends with Artie dead or in jail. He missed jail by the skin of his teeth several months ago. He’s on probation for, I think, 10 years. He’s supposed to be drug tested constantly and put in jail if he screws up. Don’t understand how he got away with another slip.

He keeps going to inpatient rehabs and leaving. Seems like when shite gets real and he starts dealing with the underlying issues behind why he uses he pussys out and leaves. He really doesn’t want to quit. Sad.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30405 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:56 am to
This morning at 1 am:

Cmon guys It’s Artie. Come give me a hug. I fricked up again. But I’m a frick up. It’s what we do. But I’m never gonna give up. Don’t u give up on me’. U fans. Ur all I got. And I’m lucky. Ur the best. Now get over here! Hug me Gnite. 143. PeAce. Out.
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143780 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:59 am to
Sour Shoes’ impression of him is so awesome
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23367 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:30 am to
quote:

But I’m never gonna give up. Don’t u give up on me’.


Um, why not? Does he think there's an army of fans waiting to hear him deliver a hot take on a podcast nobody's ever heard of?

Maybe I'm in the minority of not thinking he's funny, but I could never see what he brought to the Stern show other than being one more person for Howard to shite on.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8974 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Sour Shoes is so awesome


FIFY
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Cmon guys It’s Artie. Come give me a hug. I fricked up again. But I’m a frick up. It’s what we do. But I’m never gonna give up. Don’t u give up on me’. U fans. Ur all I got. And I’m lucky. Ur the best. Now get over here! Hug me Gnite. 143. PeAce. Out.


Normal Artie and normal addict behavior.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105146 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:49 am to
Artie is comedy’s answer to Jake The Snake Roberts.
Posted by CBDTiger
NOLA
Member since Mar 2004
1541 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:52 am to
He must have 99 lives too.

From his wiki page:

quote:

On January 2, 2010, Lange attempted suicide for the second time at his home by drinking bleach, slitting his wrists, and stabbing himself in the abdomen nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife. He was found on the floor by his mother who, unbeknown to him, was outside planning an intervention for him with his sister, two uncles, and friend and comedian Colin Quinn. Lange was taken to a hospital for surgery, and was transferred to a psychiatric ward a week later.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10947 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:37 am to
No wonder Howard won’t even talk about him. And people think he should be back on the show.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56699 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Solid bet for 2019 death pool



He was a solid bet for the 2009 death pool and yet he keeps going.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:42 am to
if you not allowed to show up in court high where they are always trying to unfairly frick you over, then its not a free country

why are they drug testing randoms who just show up for court? that seems like the very definition of unreasonable and unjustified search violation to me
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116445 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:53 am to
Tried to listen to him on a podcast I listen to a couple weeks ago, just hearing him talk grossed me out
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116445 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:59 am to
On that podcast he talked about the first time he did heroin

Said he was already addicted to pills because of a back issue, so he aid he needed like 20 of benzos or some other hardcore medication just to perform

So he meets a guy who goes “oh you shouldn’t take that stuff. It’s bad for your liver” and instead gave him heroin as a better option

He said as soon as he took it he exhaled and said “wow I am in trouble”
This post was edited on 12/15/18 at 11:00 am
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4867 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:03 pm to
Shows what I know. I thought heroin was only injected. Learn something everyday.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42400 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:05 pm to
Huge Artie fan but at this point the only thing that is going to save his life is jail.
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