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re: Artie Lange has hit 5 walls

Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:01 pm to
Posted by LSUsmartass
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:01 pm to
Jesus fricking christ
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:03 pm to
What the frick. Can he even snort cocaine with that thing that used to be a nose?
Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:03 pm to
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Accidentally snorted glass?


So .... glass or Blizz?
Posted by Notro
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:05 pm to
Here's a pic from 5 years ago....



Cocaine is a helluva drug....
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:13 pm to
With as much coke as he is clearly doing, it’s remarkable he is still fat
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40227 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:14 pm to
What a waste of welfare. He should run a 5k and let his heart explode.
This post was edited on 12/14/18 at 9:15 pm
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:16 pm to
Wow what a waste of a life
Posted by NickyT
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:17 pm to
He seems like it’s ok for him no longer snorting H but coke instead
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:19 pm to
Real shame was happened to him.

One of my all time favorite stern show interviews is him roasting that porn star crystal clear.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:24 pm to
RIP in advance
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:41 pm to
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Wow what a waste of a life

He’s really good playing himself on “Crashing” and they were filming season 3 recently. It’s ironic because he is totally unreliable to the main character in the show because of his addiction. Life imitating art imitating life.

Posted by jrowla2
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:44 pm to
he's apparently getting surgeries to fix his nose but goddamn, its presently shockingly bad.

As a howard fan, I'd love for artie to come in and do an interview, laugh about his fricked up nose. Apparently he's clean but he looks rough for sure.
Posted by saintsfan22
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:48 pm to
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he's apparently getting surgeries to fix his nose

Save the money for the repast
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12433 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:49 pm to
Artie is a piece of shite that has crapped on everyone who’s ever tried to help him.
Posted by TROLA
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:50 pm to
Deflated nose syndrome
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:00 pm to
Last year at this time:


Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

he's apparently getting surgeries to fix his nose but goddamn, its presently shockingly bad.


I’d heard surgery wasn’t a good option because 1) he’s just likely to keep using via any repaired, functional, semblance of a nose. And 2) because post surgery medication and constantly relapsing opioid addicts aren’t a good combo.

It’s remarkable to me how he is still alive. He’s been fat most of his life and he’s been a hard drug addict for 25 years. His heart must be made of blue steel.

His face is a perfect example of why it’s so hard to get clean. He continued to use a drug that was visibly eating away his face from the inside — the fact that his nose was collapsing wasn’t enough to make him quit snorting that drug. That’s how hard that stuff grips people. It’s so fricked up.

Feel for him but mostly just amazed he didn’t die 8 years ago.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:51 pm to
How much coke before your nose looks like that? Asking for a friend. Lol
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:53 pm to
Thought you were calling it quits napoleon
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:31 am to
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Apparently he's clean but he looks rough for sure.

I see you didn't read the article.

quote:

Lange, who is serving four years of probation after pleading guilty to heroin possession, tested positive for cocaine, amphetamine, benzodiazepines and Suboxone. Lange’s lawyer, Frank Arleo, told the judge he had prescriptions for the benzos and amphetamine. Suboxone is used to treat opioid addiction.

Well at least prescriptions for 2 of the 4 drugs is better than no prescriptions.

quote:

Assistant Prosecutor Tony Gutierrez said Lange would have had to use cocaine within the last two days in order to test positive.

“I wouldn’t be arrogant enough to come in here after using cocaine for two days,” said Lange, 51, wearing a dark blue “New York” hoodie, his nose appearing deflated and misshapen from a long history of snorting cocaine and heroin. “It’s in my system and it shouldn’t be.”

And why would shouldn't it be in Artie's system?
quote:

After his court appearance, Lange tweeted about testing positive for cocaine. But he seemed to mark the absence of heroin as a victory, saying he had gone 41 days without it. Lange said he had used cocaine 10 days ago but it remained in his body longer than he thought possible.

“The judge and Prosecutor were unbelievably compassionate,” Lange tweeted. “I’m not high. So I see it clearly now. They wanna save my life. 10 days ago when I left rehab I had to touch the flame. I used Cocaine...

Artie's take: Well, at least there is no heroin found in my blood, and in my defense, I did cocaine 10 DAYS ago. It should have been LONG GONE.
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