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Are Crocs and cargo shorts good July 4 gear?

Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:21 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5462 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:21 pm
I’ve been wearing some cargo shorts and camouflage Crocs all day long while my family and I drink beer, drink whiskey, and eat German food.

We had multiple types of sausages, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, beet salad, multiple types of beer, cheese, and whiskey.
A large percentage of Americans have German heritage, so we figured it would be ok to have a big German meal for July 4.

I think cargo shorts and Crocs are about as American as it gets, so I feel like we have done a good job of celebrating the 4th. However, some people always are critical of my Crocs. They say they’re ugly. I don’t really care though. They’re comfortable, convenient to put on, and easy to wash. What else could you ask for?


Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35111 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:22 pm to
Does a bear shite in the woods?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124632 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:23 pm to
We’re you comfortable? It’s hot as hell to dress nice and sit outside
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11676 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:23 pm to
I prefer jorts and crocs...
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13309 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

Are Crocs good July 4 gear?

Crocs are good 24/7, 365. Come on ninja.

Actually, I prefer Crocs with socks FTMFW.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23788 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

However, some people always are critical of my Crocs. They say they’re ugly.

A/k/a, “his wife”
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
1282 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:26 pm to
Gay boys gonna always wonder what the other boys think about their clothes
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11917 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:27 pm to
Crocs make my feet hot and sweaty.
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5208 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

German food


Germans?
Posted by Turner River Terror
Member since Apr 2022
258 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:28 pm to
Been wearing Camo Crocs and Cargo shorts all day...could have been me.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13309 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:28 pm to
quote:

Crocs make my feet hot and sweaty.

Crocs with socks FTMFW.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9378 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 6:38 pm to
Crocs and cargo shorts are good gear all the time. Once you come to terms with "frick it, I don't care if they look white trash" they are easy to embrace. Fashion is for young shitheads. Function over form is wisdom that comes with age.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3505 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:05 pm to
For someone in a trailer in Livingston Parish (like you) they're just fine.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13309 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

For someone in a trailer in Livingston Parish (like you) they're just fine
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
5844 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:14 pm to
Barefootiin on the 4th, baw
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27378 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:22 pm to
Throw in a American flag tank top and you've got the official uniform of 'Murica. Can substitute American flag t-shirt with sleeves cut off. Bonus points for American flag custom crocs.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27141 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:27 pm to
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They say they’re ugly. I don’t really care though. They’re comfortable, convenient to put on, and easy to wash.


So are 95% of shorts and flip flops/sandals you would buy. Unless you’re buying expensive linen shorts or suede sandals, it’s all the same shite. Just say that you like it and stop trying to invent excuses
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29157 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:32 pm to
Official uniform of the OT. Wear them in good health. Happy Independence Day.
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1181 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 7:45 pm to


Lite ride crocs are slightly less trashy. But in the words of dimebag darrell “it’s hard being first class when you’re white trash” Maybe just do you and don’t worry what others think.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
5732 posts
Posted on 7/4/23 at 8:16 pm to
If crocs and cargos are wrong, I sure as hell wasn’t right today. Or yesterday.
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