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re: Apparently you can order sunlight after dark…next year.

Posted on 8/25/24 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9689 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

And what happens when some neighbor fight turns into a guy ordering light on his nemesis house for a month at a time?


just clicked link and played with the map.

it lights up my entire zip code!

people might get shot over this
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35334 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 10:07 pm to
This is going to be hilarious.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35479 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:15 pm to
Lemme know when a company can deliver rain for my food plots
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25801 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:20 pm to

Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17350 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:28 pm to
Signing up for sure.

Yankee neighbor gonna really hate me now
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
12337 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:37 pm to
I'm good. I can wait until tomorrow morning.
Posted by Chromdome35
Fast lane, behind a slow driver
Member since Nov 2010
7671 posts
Posted on 8/25/24 at 11:47 pm to
I wonder how big of a reflector you would need in space to be able to focus the sun's energy on a particular spot. Think ant under a magnifying glass.

Theoretically, it would work. You just need a big enough reflector.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
19620 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:07 am to
Farmers might buy some sun. Springtime night field work. Fall field work. Help speed up crop growth if late planting.

What I want is reverse. When I take an afternoon nap I want to order some moonless night for an hour
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:13 am to
People should not be playing God
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
18624 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:20 am to
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Who is the market for this?


Your neighbor that likes to mow the lawn early.
Gives a whole new meaning to “sun’s up, blades down”.
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:23 am to
We're good on sunlight in North Texas. We'll take some cloud cover and perhaps a drop or two of rain if at all possible. TIA
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:25 am to
frick sunlight, when they droppin them advanced arse sex robots? And will there be layaway available to outfit myself with a reliable one?
Posted by Seeing Grey
Member since Sep 2015
755 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:29 am to
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People should not be playing God


Never going to happen, directing extra energy to earth actually seems like a legitimate climate change issue.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
12337 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:31 am to
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arse sex robots?

Like a tiny chrome-plated machine that looks like a magical pig, with marital aids stuck all over it?
This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 12:32 am
Posted by Mr Roboto
Seattle, WA
Member since Jan 2023
4505 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:45 am to
quote:

Who is the market for this?
people who live up north that don’t get much light in the winter
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25801 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:45 am to
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Like a tiny chrome-plated machine that looks like a magical pig, with marital aids stuck all over it?

This is the central scrutinizer
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37
Nuclear Powered Pan - Sexual Roto - Plooker
And you're gonna have to pay for it
So give up, you haven't got a chance
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
32731 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:47 am to
Should have called it the Alan Parsons Project.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 12:59 am to
I don’t know how many holes they got. Preferably a few, in case you have guests. And graded size holes would be a dynamic feature. I don’t wanna have to be wallering the damn thing out with my drill. I go for a, say, pickle jar size. I take you more for a thimble, maybe ear hole of an average sized human. But I’m getting off in the weeds there. “I digress” is what the college boys say. Then I don’t know what to do from there.

I kid about the ear hole part. I wish I hadn’t even gone there from the get go. Thankfully it’s late on a Sunday night, amirite?
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
2553 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:10 am to
Light comes at you fast.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3818 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:16 am to
Yeah, this should do wonders for global warming.
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