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AP Story: Spilled Chicken Causes Traffic Issue

Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:47 pm
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:47 pm
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CENTRE, Ala. (AP) — These chicken tenders aren’t for pick-up. An Alabama sheriff’s office is warning people against eating chicken that tumbled on to a rural highway after a truck wreck. An 18-wheeler crashed on Alabama 35 on Sunday, spilling boxes of chicken tenders in Cherokee County near the Georgia line. Motorists began stopping to pick up the food, which authorities say created a traffic hazard. The Cherokee County Emergency Management Agency posted a notice on its Facebook page asking people to quit picking up the chicken. The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground. The post also says the situation was creating a traffic hazard and it’s a crime to block traffic. Violators could face charges. The sheriff’s office says a wrecker crew was on the scene Monday cleaning up the mess.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9311 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:49 pm to
Never change, deep south.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:50 pm to
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Never change, Alabama.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120165 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:50 pm to
Free chicken will excite just about anybody.

And it would be good if you cooked it right away
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 12:51 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:50 pm to
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The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground.


Well thank God they told me.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:50 pm to
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quit picking up the chicken. The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground



Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120165 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:51 pm to
A lot of it was probably still boxed. Not on ground.
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12235 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:51 pm to
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The Cherokee County Emergency Management Agency posted a notice on its Facebook page asking people to quit picking up the chicken. The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground.


Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67857 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:51 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:52 pm to
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An 18-wheeler crashed on Alabama 35 on Sunday, spilling boxes of chicken tenders in Cherokee County near the Georgia line. Motorists began stopping to pick up the food, which authorities say created a traffic hazard. The Cherokee County Emergency Management Agency posted a notice on its Facebook page asking people to quit picking up the chicken. The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground


I guess now we know why the chicken





Crossed the road
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65666 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:53 pm to
i just picture this in one of those apocalyptic movies with hungry people fighting over chicken pieces on of the ground.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10406 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:53 pm to
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The Cherokee County Emergency Management Agency posted a notice on its Facebook page asking people to quit picking up the chicken. The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground.


You can't stop Darwin, you can only hope to contain him.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77940 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:53 pm to
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Spilled Chicken Causes Traffic Issue

isn't this the headline we see every year on national signing day?
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5289 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:53 pm to
Nm. Disregard.
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 12:55 pm
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:55 pm to
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The notice says the food isn’t safe to eat after hours on the ground.

People gotta remember the 5 second rule
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65517 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 12:58 pm to
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Spilled Chicken

Not

Happy
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52908 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 1:05 pm to
Go figure the government would try to take tendies from good boys like me
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 1:12 pm to
It's good. 5 hour rule
Posted by DoctorTechnical
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2791 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 1:29 pm to
(Stolen from elsewhere): does that mean it was a Chicken Tender Fender Bender?

I'll let myself out.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10406 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 1:35 pm to
You know, if this story was titled "Exposed Breasts Lead to Traffic Jam," it would be entirely correct and generate a lot more clicks.

When you need the sensational media slant to come through, they let you down.
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