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Anyone here will admit to being "Alpha Widowed"?

Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:43 pm
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57230 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:43 pm
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An alpha widowed person—most often used to describe a woman—is a slang term from online dating subcultures for someone who cannot emotionally move on from a past partner she views as an exceptionally attractive, high-status, or dominant "alpha" male.
This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 3:46 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56797 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:46 pm to
I prefer omega basements.
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
2187 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

slang term from online dating subcultures for someone who cannot emotionally move on from a past partner she views as an exceptionally attractive, high-status, or dominant "alpha" male.


My wife knows what she's got.
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
629 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:53 pm to
This is how we got so many letters added to lgbtqia or whatever

People with nothing better to do thinking about stupid shite
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26045 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:53 pm to
quote:

Anyone here will admit to being "Alpha Widowed"?
quote:

who cannot emotionally move on from a past partner she views as an exceptionally attractive





Fookin weird question to ask in a male dominated forum.


Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13294 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:55 pm to
I think this account has been hacked, it’s stupider than usual.
Has anyone checked on TulaneLSU?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9042 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:57 pm to
We do the alpha windowing on this site baw.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20831 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 3:58 pm to
You are a consistently dogshit poster OP
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12736 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:09 pm to
I think you may be one.

You want the mother of your children back bad don’t you?
Posted by Buster Swift
Member since Sep 2026
26 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:17 pm to
Shut the frick up and stop making threads or else pussy

Edited to add: I read thru your post history and now I realize you're just a kind trolling arse soul who knows how to bjj, lift, and may or may not have moderately decent cardio. Thusly, I take back what I said and respectfully encourage you to troll on, with caution.
This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 5:12 pm
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
8290 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:18 pm to
My wife will have a hard time w/ out me.
Sorry in advance fellas
Posted by Duck Nation
Member since Aug 2026
80 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:19 pm to
Chris Rock said that the reason your wife is always pissed off at you is because you weren't her first choice
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76638 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:20 pm to
Achusnet must consider herself the
luckiest (luckiest, luckiest, luckiest)
woman (woman, woman, woman)
alive (alive, alive, alive)….
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2661 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:20 pm to
On the Tigerdroppings OT? Seriously?

Or did you mean to post this on Reddit?
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71470 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:24 pm to
I assume that for a guy, it would be more like reminiscing about a “one that got away” who was super hot and went on to become extremely successful, or a girl who was crazy good in bed to such an extent that nobody else compares.

I don’t really have any exes that I could not get over for reasons like that. Sometimes I’ll reflect like, “yeah, that was fun”, but I don’t get depressed thinking no future partner will ever compare.
This post was edited on 9/23/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
6520 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:31 pm to
What if I told you there ARE no future partners.
Posted by DMagic
2x Super Bowl Champs
Member since Aug 2010
51547 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:32 pm to
Nymeria is a perfect example of this
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
5284 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:38 pm to
Are you asking a bunch of guys if they are dead?
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12736 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:39 pm to
quote:

a girl who was crazy good in bed to such an extent that nobody else compares.


Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71470 posts
Posted on 9/23/26 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

What if I told you there ARE no future partners.


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