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Anyone Here Throw a 40th Birthday Party for Their Old Lady?

Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:38 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:38 pm
I’m thinking a semi-formal event and family from across the country coming into town. 50-75 people likely.

Any tips? Did you hire a party planner?
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14578 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:38 pm to
Post a write up in “casual encounters” on Craig’s list. She would enjoy that
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53837 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:38 pm to
The OT's wives never turn 40.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39242 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:39 pm to
Take her out in your plane and pull a pinochet. Time to get a newer model baw.
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
681 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

40th Birthday

Gross. Time to trade that one in
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19838 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 2:47 pm to
I took mine to the ALCS in Houston vs the Yankees.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

I took mine to the ALCS in Houston vs the Yankees.


So it’s a tainted birthday got it.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76180 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

Take her out in your plane and pull a pinochet.
Pro Tip: Use a helo, not a plane.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20393 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 3:46 pm to
One of the younger guys threw a surprise party for his wife turning 40 just this past Friday at the bar where they both play darts in league.

He was in there hanging decorations when I arrived and was going to head out to pick up the food he had ordered for the party. He also had a Karaoke DJ on hand so people who can't sing can give it their best, or worst depending on how well they butcher songs.

I didn't hang around for the party even though he did extend an invitation when I walked in.
Posted by zuluboudreaux
God’s country USA
Member since Jan 2008
1251 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 4:18 pm to
Trade her in for 2 20’s..... unless your not wired for 220
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 4:22 pm to
No I dump them at 35 and get someone younger
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 4:45 pm to
I threw a 29th birthday party for my 40 year old wife...it was hilarious. Every one was like no she's forty not twenty-nine. While me and her kept the charade going through out the night.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/8/20 at 4:47 pm to
Chicks don't like party's that remind them they're getting old.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

I threw a 29th birthday party for my 40 year old wife...it was hilarious. Every one was like no she's forty not twenty-nine. While me and her kept the charade going through out the night.


That’s funny
Posted by Knucklehead
Member since Oct 2018
328 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 5:02 pm to
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family from across the country coming into town.
.

How many people gonna come across the country for the party?
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61797 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 5:04 pm to
My wife went to New York with her friends for her 40th. I got to stay home and drink so it was a good weekend
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 6:08 pm
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

How many people gonna come across the country for the party?


Probably 15-20 I would guess and another 25 from local here in Huntsville.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99042 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 6:02 pm to
I threw myself one

I trade wives in way before they turn 40
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40383 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 6:04 pm to
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Anyone Here Throw a 40th Birthday Party for Their Old Lady?


I did, but I failed miserably.

We went to a restaurant that she didn’t like and turns out, she knew her friends were all going to be there.

So to sum it up, I didn’t listen to what she really wanted all these years (for her 40th) and I brought her to a type of cuisine she doesn’t like. So to sum it up, I didn’t listen.

And apparently, I still don’t. I mean well, but I just suck most of the time.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198103 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 6:05 pm to
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And apparently, I still don’t. I mean well, but I just suck most of the time.

does she act as if this comes as a surprise ?
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