Knucklehead

The green bottle Lysol works as well, if not better. A spritz under each area fresh out of the shower is all it takes.

How many of your Christmas presents will she return?

You poor sorry millennials.

Did you ever hear of a tv antenna?

“Tires ain’t pretty, but ya gotta have ‘em!”



Discount Tire.

Attend the baptismal seminar.

Be ready to step in to assist the parents in raising the kid in accordance with the rules of the Church.

Be a quiet example of a faith-filled man.

Buy the kid a present at Christmas and Easter.

When he is a struggling teenager, reach out to let him know that he has a parrain who is available.

Mixon

I passed the test back in my LSU days with the trooper looking down at me with that big brimmed cover they wear.

I was nervous as hell and couldn’t help but picture myself being cuffed and dropped in the back of that Crown Vic. At that time I had no idea where the EBR Parish prison was even located.

My vehicle was full of alcohol, I was of legal age, and told the trooper that I was heading to a party where we were going to drink later that Friday night (all true).

Earlier that afternoon we were at an apartment near LSU where some girl made me a bourbon and coke, and it was so strong I took a sip and put it down.

The trooper was very professional beforehand and really chill after I passed.

He still gave me a ticket for improper turning, and told me the only reason he was giving it was because the lady I t-boned was giving him the evil eye.

I still count my blessings of that day. Being much more mature now, I would have had the same bourbon but without the coke.

Wasn’t Francis supposed to be the last pope before it all goes down?

Malachy said so.

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At the doctors. Ekg was good. Blood pressure low but healthy. About to run an ultrasound but chances are everything will be fine.

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So glad to hear. I was worried about you.

You still gonna die, tho.

Didn’t our founding fathers preach “No Taxation Without Representation?”

Why send your tax dollars to another city for them to use? That’s like sending my state income tax to Vermont, even though I live in Louisiana .