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Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:05 am to Barstools
You mean someone who pretended to be a witch?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:08 am to Barstools
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I was at concert last night outside of Chicago and I started talking to the girl standing next to me. We hit it off pretty well and she's was flirting with me, then after talking for a while casually hit me with "I am a witch." I had no clue what to say so I just asked what that meant and I don't think she heard what I said because she just kinda smiled and said yeah and nodded. A few minutes later she proceeded to tell me she wants to move to Salem and showed me some creepy but petty cool tattoos. So, I am certain she didn't say bitch.
Anyway, point of the thread is that I'm an pretty sure she put some kind of spell on me because I haven't been able to get her out of my head all day. She's not really my type (tattoos and nose ring) but was definitely atractive. Any of you baws ever dated a witch? I'd imagine the sex is pretty good.
there is a witch sub reddit that is an entertain look into societies weirdest minds
99% of have wands under their skirts so chances are that was a dude that was hitting on you
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:15 am to Barstools
And I bet she didn’t even have a broom. Witches these days…
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:19 am to Barstools
You should date her. You can probably fix her.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:23 am to Barstools
Did she weigh less than a duck?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:23 am to Barstools
"Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!" - Krusty the Clown
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:25 am to Barstools
This thread has potential
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:39 am to Barstools
Yes
I would pick white / blue / green / brown
Last witch I dated was a green witch from the hills. Just think "Elly Mae" for The Beverly Hillbillies as always into growing stuff and critters. She said she cast a love spell on me when we first met. Dated for some time and almost got married. Not saying I am a believer, but hard to argue if she did.
I would pick white / blue / green / brown
Last witch I dated was a green witch from the hills. Just think "Elly Mae" for The Beverly Hillbillies as always into growing stuff and critters. She said she cast a love spell on me when we first met. Dated for some time and almost got married. Not saying I am a believer, but hard to argue if she did.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 9:55 am to Barstools
Once. She was was a very sexually adventurous beast.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:08 am to Barstools
Yeah Buddy.... That's just what you need.
I once dated a girl who was a Heathen, because everybody else was Wiccan.
Let me tell you. She had a screw loose with jealously problems. IT was so bad that if I went to the store, by the time I got home it was like.
"I saw you say hello to the cash register girl. What did you do? screw here in the produce Isle while I was in the bottle beverages?
So take my advice.... I drop it.
I once dated a girl who was a Heathen, because everybody else was Wiccan.
Let me tell you. She had a screw loose with jealously problems. IT was so bad that if I went to the store, by the time I got home it was like.
"I saw you say hello to the cash register girl. What did you do? screw here in the produce Isle while I was in the bottle beverages?
So take my advice.... I drop it.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:14 am to XenScott
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Why would you date a witch???
She is either:
Mentally ill, or dabbling in angel worship, fallen angels. Paganism, new age,
Because she was interesting and sexy. Why else would you date any other girl?
Or maybe I'm just being irrational, pussy is undefeated after all.
ETA: Just for the record I am not saying I want to date this girl, was just looking for more deets from someone who has dated a witch so I know what I might be getting into. Good insight so far, I'm still kind of intrigued though.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 10:30 am
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:19 am to Barstools
Pretty sure we all have
Posted on 8/8/25 at 10:26 am to Barstools
You defiantly need to date her and post all of the details. Maybe live stream it on this thread?
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:35 am to Barstools
Stay away. You don’t want to introduce demonic oppression into your life. The reason she’s constantly in your mind is because the demons have access to our thoughts and emotions.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:45 am to Barstools
This chick I went to high school with who used to be smoking hot went through a witch phase for a while. Really she just wants to be an influencer.... she did the witch thing for a while for attention, then politics, now its fitness, think she did onlyfans for a bit too.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:45 am to Barstools
I went down the path of going on a date with one back in my 20's... Yeah man, I can not recommend. No matter the length of the dry spell, or how much you want to think with your little head, the amount of insanity you'll be entertaining is unreal. You literally can't have a single mundane conversation without it getting excessively weird... and yes they get mad when you start to laugh at some of the shite that they say.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:48 am to Barstools
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Any of you baws ever dated a witch? I'd imagine the sex is pretty good.
This is a great quote
I mean you should have tried and found out. Sounded like she was down. Nose ring and tattoos says for sure she was down.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:52 am to Barstools
You know why she told you so quickly? Because once you know it and if you accept it, you are allowing her power over you. Basically letting her into your spiritual home to wreak havoc. Not absolute obviously, but can be difficult for some to overcome.
-Signed former witch slave.
-Signed former witch slave.
Posted on 8/8/25 at 11:52 am to Barstools
I met a girl randomly when I got out of college. She was still a graduate student and an ex volleyball player. Great body.
Anyway, after a month or so she told me she was a Wiccan. She was legit into it, not trying to be noticed as this was before social media and she was definitely a little earthy…:but nothing crazy. Not a straight up witch but more of a worshiper of nature. I was more than a little intrigued. She was odd, I met someone else and it wasn’t working out ….and my roommate and best friend couldn’t stand her so I made a point to end it after a couple more months of sex.
I don’t think she put a hex on me.
Anyway, after a month or so she told me she was a Wiccan. She was legit into it, not trying to be noticed as this was before social media and she was definitely a little earthy…:but nothing crazy. Not a straight up witch but more of a worshiper of nature. I was more than a little intrigued. She was odd, I met someone else and it wasn’t working out ….and my roommate and best friend couldn’t stand her so I made a point to end it after a couple more months of sex.
I don’t think she put a hex on me.
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 12:04 pm
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