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re: Anyone have luck getting with a cougar?

Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35069 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:51 pm to
First job out of college was a leasing agent at a suburban high end complex

After a while I noticed a pattern of hot arse milfs and Cougars moving in while they're house was being built or they were going through a divorce. Best year of my life
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:55 pm to
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i hope she's cool with white milk

No. No white milk. Chocolate milk only.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:57 pm to
Kids these days. Trying to give Cougars the white milk.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29749 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:57 pm to
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes, and points all her own sitting way up high.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:58 pm to
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Trying to give Cougars the white milk.


doesn't go well with muselix or Geritol, dumbasses
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:59 pm to
A few. They were fantastic
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:00 pm to
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They were fantastic

handsome guys?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:00 pm to
Omgawyes
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:01 pm to
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She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes, and points all her own sitting way up high.



the good old F-shape
Posted by Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
27946 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:03 pm to
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Kids these days. Trying to give Cougars the white milk.

chocolate milk, check
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:05 pm to
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chocolate milk, check

just keep an extra in your lunchbox
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7073 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:07 pm to
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That's pretty fail proof. Basically just buy her a drink, tell her you'll make her feel 21 again and ask if she has breakfast food at her place for the morning. Done deal


Bulletproof advice. They know what they want already, so you're either in or out pretty quickly.

Plus cougars really do make great breakfast.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:07 pm to
Lunch boxes are like cougar kryptonite

Especially if they're teachers.
Posted by Ryan3232
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Member since Dec 2008
27946 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:15 pm to
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just keep an extra in your lunchbox
check mate
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22448 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:21 pm to
Married one
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47701 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 8:42 pm to
Have you considered any of the moms that you thought were hot when you were growing up? Statistics say over half are available now.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40315 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:08 pm to
I am eternally grateful to the ones who educated me in my younger days.

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22017 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:34 pm to
I was 20, she was 35.....
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40269 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:56 pm to
I was 21. She was 39 and a fox. It wasn't hard at all. Met her at the beach when we were drunk. Remembered her name and occupation (she was a 1st grade teacher) looked her up online, sent her an email to her publicly listed address (she responded that I should use her personal email )

2 weeks later and we were banging
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:28 pm to
See my other thread.
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