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re: Anyone have luck getting with a cougar?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:34 pm to NoHoTiger
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:34 pm to NoHoTiger
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So, if she says frick off, she's not being coy. Seriously, frick off.
Never take them at their word. This is the point where you put the full court press on, kid. Go for it and be aggressive at this point.
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:35 pm to Ryan3232
Friend of mine did his neighbor and her mom.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:35 pm to Ryan3232
In my younger days, I sure did.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:36 pm to Ryan3232
I had a lot of success with 30-38 year olds before I hit 21. I considered them cougars... 40+ at 18 to 20 seemed kind of steep.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:36 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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wtf dude?
What???? She begged my to put it there.. Her screams got louder and louder the farther I went in until I finally worked him in all the way... Like I said She LOVED it....
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:36 pm to Ryan3232
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I wont be riding my bike to the bar and talking about my action figure collection. (40 year old virgin style) "i hope you got a big trunk, cause im gonna put my bike in it"
good example right there, you are acting all cool and sort of feeling the situation out, eventually the "how old are you?" will come up, if she reacts jokingly about the age difference, then you could go down the road of a whole set of lines about things like that, once you get them laughing, those draws, if they're wearing them, just seem to come flying off, but if they seem kind of hesitant, pick another path, change the subject, they wouldn't be there if they weren't entertaining the possibility of a good pipe cleaning, you just have to "probe" for the right strategy
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:37 pm to genuineLSUtiger
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Never take them at their word. This is the point where you put the full court press on, kid. Go for it and be aggressive at this point.
Mace, totally an aphrodisiac.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:38 pm to NoHoTiger
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Mace
chloroform is much more practical
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:40 pm to 777Tiger
Just offer her some chocolate milk and donuts bro.
Game over
Game over
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:41 pm to Ryan3232
I have, and I loved it
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:41 pm to 777Tiger
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chloroform is much more practical
True, but I find mace to be more interactive. Although, chloroform is good in role-playing situations. But, you gotta be careful about those. You introduce the chloroform role-playing too soon and people think you're weird.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:42 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Just offer her some chocolate milk and donuts bro.
Can. Not. Resist.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:43 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Just offer her some chocolate milk and donuts bro.
Game over
or just tell her how sexy she'd look in a Vicky's secret depends and strutting around in some orthopedic heels
'sup bro?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:45 pm to Ryan3232
I hooked up with a 47 year old after Katrina. It was a friend of mines mother in law. She had fake everything. I was 25 at the time. It was awesome. I went to rehab a few months later.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:45 pm to 777Tiger
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just tell her how sexy she'd look in a Vicky's secret depends and strutting around in some orthopedic heels
This is the old lady unicorn...he understands that sometimes the orthopedic shoes are necessary. Spike heels are great when you're in your 20s, but by the time the 40s hit, after a long a day it's support hose and orthopedic shoes.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:46 pm to NoHoTiger
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You introduce the chloroform role-playing too soon and people think you're weird.
you're right, I've made that faux pas before and it was awkward
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:49 pm to 777Tiger
quote:my bro
777tiger
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:50 pm to Ryan3232
I've had a few. best one I was 24 she was 39. Asian beauty with nice fake tits. we had a great time.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:50 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:i hope she's cool with white milk
Just offer her some chocolate milk and donuts bro.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:51 pm to Jobin
quote:2 bucket list in one! I still want an asian to sit on me
I've had a few. best one I was 24 she was 39. Asian beauty with nice fake tits. we had a great time.
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 7:52 pm
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