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re: Anyone have luck getting with a cougar?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:03 pm to Ryan3232
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:03 pm to Ryan3232
quote:
, ive gotten the advice that the right cougars will make the move on you rather than the other way around.
there's not really a handbook for that, you still have to have some game, ....and not be a dork
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:03 pm to Ryan3232
I find that cougars and milfs know they're not as well built as younger women so they have to make up for it somehow in other areas if you get my drift.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:03 pm to Ryan3232
That's pretty fail proof. Basically just buy her a drink, tell her you'll make her feel 21 again and ask if she has breakfast food at her place for the morning. Done deal
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:03 pm to Ryan3232
quote:yes.
Anyone have luck getting with a cougar?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:06 pm to 777Tiger
quote:great advice 777
handbook for that, you still have to have some game, ....and not be a dork
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:10 pm to Sampson
quote:clearly
Basically just buy her a drink,
quote:alright now we're talkin
tell her you'll make her feel 21 again
She can feed me the leftovers that her kids didnt eat. With a juicy juice on the side
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:13 pm to Ryan3232
I love this place but this thread makes me a little sad for the future generation of pusshounds if they have to ask for instructions 
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:14 pm to Ryan3232
Yes and the damned thing nearly ripped my arm off. Zoo was pissed and banned me for life.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:15 pm to Ryan3232
Yes.
I was 19
She was 43
Very beautiful and direct.
Fun. Enjoyable. Taught me some valuable naked time lessons..
I appreciate her (and still communicate) to this day
I was 19
She was 43
Very beautiful and direct.
Fun. Enjoyable. Taught me some valuable naked time lessons..
I appreciate her (and still communicate) to this day
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:17 pm to vilma4prez
I was 21 and she was 30. Or So.. Took it in the poop-chute like a champ... Could NOT get enough.....
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:18 pm to 777Tiger
Come on 777, im not asking for instructions. Just havin a little conversation and absorbing the stories of the elders. now that im single, i have a couple bucket list items worth talking about ;)
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:20 pm to dukke v
quote:
I was 21 and he was 30. Or So.. Took it in the poop-chute like a champ... Could NOT get enough.....
wtf dude?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:20 pm to vilma4prez
quote:atta boy
I was 19
She was 43
quote:thats a good way to put it
aught me some valuable naked time lessons..
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:23 pm to dukke v
quote:
Took it in the poop-chute like a champ... Could NOT get enough.....
says a lot about the actual size of your cock.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:24 pm to Ryan3232
quote:
Come on 777, im not asking for instructions. Just havin a little conversation and absorbing the stories of the elders. now that im single, i have a couple bucket list items worth talking about ;)
just giving you a little OT shite, but what I said about needing some game and not being a dork is true, also, don't make any assumptions, cougars, all women, in most scenarios are always weighing their options about fricking you, and are spring loaded to go either way with the quickness, with the least bit of Rico suave'-ness or dorkiness
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:28 pm to 777Tiger
I wont be riding my bike to the bar and talking about my action figure collection. (40 year old virgin style) "i hope you got a big trunk, cause im gonna put my bike in it"
I can talk game, i just dont know where to play the game. Then again, 24 year olds are interested in different things than a 45 year old girl. I cant imagine it would be harder to flirt with a mom.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:32 pm to 777Tiger
quote:
what I said about needing some game and not being a dork is true, also, don't make any assumptions, cougars, all women, in most scenarios are always weighing their options about fricking you, and are spring loaded to go either way with the quickness, with the least bit of Rico suave'-ness or dorkiness
And sometimes we really just want to eat our dinner, have a drink and read a book. So, if she says frick off, she's not being coy. Seriously, frick off.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:32 pm to Festus
quote:
says a lot about the actual size of your cock.
Her shitter has never been the same since...
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:34 pm to Ryan3232
27 when I hooked up with a 40something year old
Also banged her daughter like 8 years before that
ETA: don't think either one of them knows about the other
Also banged her daughter like 8 years before that
ETA: don't think either one of them knows about the other
This post was edited on 5/18/16 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 5/18/16 at 7:34 pm to Festus
peej has a little one 
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