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re: Anyone have dark family secrets revealed by DNA testing??

Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:28 am to
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:28 am to
Let me guess... the inbred family member greeted you with a "Rowl Todd" first time you met him.
Posted by EuphoricSSP
Member since Feb 2021
822 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:29 am to
Girl I was fricking found out her dad is not actually her dad.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
5014 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:33 am to
So the guy is the son of your Great Grandfather and his daughter?

Did he seem mentally challenged or physically? Retarded?

That's some legit incest there one step down from Brother-Sister baby.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8335 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:33 am to
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This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 10:39 am
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3907 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:34 am to
My wife took one and come to find out there were a lot of cousins she never new about. She inquired and after some prying, found out her grandparents were swingers, the grandpa had fathered other kids and none of the women ever told their husbands or anyone else that the kids may be illegitimate. Several of them
pieced it all together, spilled the beans and it created all kinds of hell for the families when they had those your dad is not your father and your momma was a whore talks.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 10:58 am
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12605 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:36 am to
Man, that great granddaddy rape dna is in your blood. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55232 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:41 am to
Man, that guy was so depraved and morally desolate that I get the sads just thinking about those poor daughters and how their lives must have been . . . and poor Mom, too.

Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41520 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:42 am to
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You can just swab it? They made me do the full probe.


Did the person administering the test have to put both hands on your shoulders?
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13166 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:45 am to
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Son of your great grandfather and his daughter

So much to unpack here…..

That means he is his grandfather’s half-brother.

And because he is the great aunt’s child, he is his dad’s half first cousin.

That makes him half first cousin once-removed to Napoleon, and vice versa.

I don’t even know you people, but this will bother me all day ….
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:46 am to
Too long
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53515 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:46 am to
I don't remember which poster but somebody on here found out he had a grown kid from a one night stand.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56452 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:47 am to
Yes, I am 1/32 Native American and don't see a penny from the Government.

WTF.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
4987 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:47 am to
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found out her dad is not actually her dad.


I bet this happens a LOT.

Two of my cousins found out they’re only half sisters. They had no clue that “their dad” was only “father” to one of them.

I’m sure they could have lived their lives just fine without having that knowledge.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:50 am
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:47 am to
TLDR

Congrats on giving away your DNA so companies can do whatever they want like clone you and then after they get the clone mind controlled they will kill you. Seen it in a movie so it's true
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:48 am to
Bc they found out you let dogs molest you.

Be happy you aren’t in jail.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56452 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:48 am to
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I don't remember which poster but somebody on here found out he had a grown kid from a one night stand.

Ah yes, I remember that thread.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56452 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:49 am to
You need to come up with better jokes.
Posted by OntarioTiger
Canada
Member since Nov 2007
2262 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:50 am to
I dont really want to know... basically I'm a mutt that i know. European, eastern European, english, french Canadian, native American. It gets sketchy on my moms side. Native american, metis mixed in on my great grandmother.... it was a long winter in northern Saskatchewan. my grandmother was married 2x and dont know anything about first husband who is my grandfather.... her 2nd husband was an orphaned refugee from Eastern europe after ww1 so no known family tree.
Cliff notes is i will have lots of cousins and half cousins that i dont know about.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19465 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:50 am to
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So much to unpack here…..

That means he is his grandfather’s half-brother.

And because he is the great aunt’s child, he is his dad’s half first cousin.

That makes him half first cousin once-removed to Napoleon, and vice versa.


I don't think you've got this family tree correct.
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:51 am to
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See he not only hated women he abused them


Careful that’s in your gene pool. You should stay away from women.
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