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Anyone have dark family secrets revealed by DNA testing??

Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:13 am
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74207 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:13 am
So. I do a test. Get some matches. My family is on there. Aunts and uncles with 15-20% matches. Cousins with 8-11% matches. Then tons of 2nd and 3rd cousins. I'm part caveman. Mostly French even though always thought I was Italian... Yada Yada.

Months pass. One day I check and I got a new alert a new match.
10% match. A FIRST cousin.

I have 18 cousins abs know them all and know a few of my Oklahoma second cousins but my parents were wary around our Oklahoma siblings

See my Grandma was from Tulsa. Her father bought up tons of land in the dust bowl and was well off. But he hated everyone. Especially women. So his daughters got nothing his sins
Sons everything.
That's not where the family issues come in though. See the truth is, we are never told how much of a monster my great grandfather was.

See he not only hated women he abused them. But that was always rumor and while my grandma was alive no one spoke about it.

She past away and at her hospital bed some random guy shows up. My grandma flipped out and had him removed. Then she died the next day.
No one knew who that guy was.


Well until the DNA test I took.
This man older than my parents is supposedly my first cousin.
He was put up for adoption and was trying to find his parents.

Excited that I may have a new cousin and I'm not the oldest. I call my mom.
She tells me to stop talking to that guy right away.
Nothing else.

I confront her.... come to find out. My great grandfather used to rape his daughters. One had a baby and later killed herself way before I was born.

My great aunt is my 'cousin's mother.
The 10% match is because this guy's father shares a 50% DNA match with his mother. I mean the sickest most vile incest there is.

So I never met this guy. But I'm disgusted with my moms side of the family.

Though the claim is no one knew but my grandma and she believed in family loyalty.



So yeah. DNA testing shows the man who used to n let me drive his combine and would take me to the swimming holes in Oklahoma was a depraved monster..

Thanks 23 n me. I miss the ignorance.

This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:15 am
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8906 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:14 am to
Apparently I’m 0.5% from the Congo. Seems pretty dark, like Eddie Murphy dark.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86071 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:15 am to
holy frick dude

but really this kind of stuff happened way more than people would like to admit back in the day

This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:24 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33508 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:16 am to
Congrats on the DNA database...
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:18 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:17 am to

Pay to give the government my DNA? I think not. Not catching me that easily, Spooks.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8333 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:17 am to
That’s some sick damn flowers in the attic, girl locked in the basement stuff.

How do you know your Mom’s not your Great-Aunt too???
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11959 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:18 am to
man thats fricked up
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
12131 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am to
quote:

some random guy shows up. My grandma flipped out and had him removed.

I call my mom.
She tells me to stop talking to that guy right away.


It's not like it's HIS fault.
Posted by JonTigerFan11
Member since May 2016
892 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am to
The O-T; where I come to read stories of intra-family rape on beautiful Friday mornings.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138885 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am to
All this from a simple anal swab. Science be crazy.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104001 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to
Well, that's fricked up.

Definitely not a cool story, bro.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to
You should build a relationship with that baw.

He’s been shunned his whole life due to something he had no control over.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2330 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to
Yes. We're all derived from ancient aliens.









Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75019 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to
I will never understand, outside of medical purposes, willingly giving a third party your DNA. Most of of these frickers can't even protect a password and your credit card number, but you want to send them your DNA?
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
35880 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:21 am to
quote:


Apparently I’m 0.5% from the Congo. Seems pretty dark, like Eddie Murphy dark.


So you're about as black as Elizabeth Warren is Indian.

You will qualify for the reparations!
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
4125 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:21 am to
Dam. Definitely some Maury Povich shite show material right there
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2914 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:21 am to
Think you meant Alabama...
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35300 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:24 am to
quote:

All this from a simple anal swab. Science be crazy.


You can just swab it? They made me do the full probe.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26608 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:24 am to
quote:

So. I do a test.


Never do a test.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
107927 posts
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:25 am to
I’ve been hesitant to do it not because of my Mom’s side of the family (we’re all pretty tight knit and know each other’s shite). It’d be my Dad’s side. I know very little about them because my Grandfather died when my Dad was 16 and my Grandmother was murdered about three years before I was born. My Dad’s Uncles were all varying levels of piece of shite and one has recently started coming around when he found out my Mom passed (cancer) and she had a good amount of life insurance.

I’d be afraid they’d want to contact me and they can frick all the way off.
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