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Anyone have dark family secrets revealed by DNA testing??
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:13 am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:13 am
So. I do a test. Get some matches. My family is on there. Aunts and uncles with 15-20% matches. Cousins with 8-11% matches. Then tons of 2nd and 3rd cousins. I'm part caveman. Mostly French even though always thought I was Italian... Yada Yada.
Months pass. One day I check and I got a new alert a new match.
10% match. A FIRST cousin.
I have 18 cousins abs know them all and know a few of my Oklahoma second cousins but my parents were wary around our Oklahoma siblings
See my Grandma was from Tulsa. Her father bought up tons of land in the dust bowl and was well off. But he hated everyone. Especially women. So his daughters got nothing his sins
Sons everything.
That's not where the family issues come in though. See the truth is, we are never told how much of a monster my great grandfather was.
See he not only hated women he abused them. But that was always rumor and while my grandma was alive no one spoke about it.
She past away and at her hospital bed some random guy shows up. My grandma flipped out and had him removed. Then she died the next day.
No one knew who that guy was.
Well until the DNA test I took.
This man older than my parents is supposedly my first cousin.
He was put up for adoption and was trying to find his parents.
Excited that I may have a new cousin and I'm not the oldest. I call my mom.
She tells me to stop talking to that guy right away.
Nothing else.
I confront her.... come to find out. My great grandfather used to rape his daughters. One had a baby and later killed herself way before I was born.
My great aunt is my 'cousin's mother.
The 10% match is because this guy's father shares a 50% DNA match with his mother. I mean the sickest most vile incest there is.
So I never met this guy. But I'm disgusted with my moms side of the family.
Though the claim is no one knew but my grandma and she believed in family loyalty.
So yeah. DNA testing shows the man who used to n let me drive his combine and would take me to the swimming holes in Oklahoma was a depraved monster..
Thanks 23 n me. I miss the ignorance.
Months pass. One day I check and I got a new alert a new match.
10% match. A FIRST cousin.
I have 18 cousins abs know them all and know a few of my Oklahoma second cousins but my parents were wary around our Oklahoma siblings
See my Grandma was from Tulsa. Her father bought up tons of land in the dust bowl and was well off. But he hated everyone. Especially women. So his daughters got nothing his sins
Sons everything.
That's not where the family issues come in though. See the truth is, we are never told how much of a monster my great grandfather was.
See he not only hated women he abused them. But that was always rumor and while my grandma was alive no one spoke about it.
She past away and at her hospital bed some random guy shows up. My grandma flipped out and had him removed. Then she died the next day.
No one knew who that guy was.
Well until the DNA test I took.
This man older than my parents is supposedly my first cousin.
He was put up for adoption and was trying to find his parents.
Excited that I may have a new cousin and I'm not the oldest. I call my mom.
She tells me to stop talking to that guy right away.
Nothing else.
I confront her.... come to find out. My great grandfather used to rape his daughters. One had a baby and later killed herself way before I was born.
My great aunt is my 'cousin's mother.
The 10% match is because this guy's father shares a 50% DNA match with his mother. I mean the sickest most vile incest there is.
So I never met this guy. But I'm disgusted with my moms side of the family.
Though the claim is no one knew but my grandma and she believed in family loyalty.
So yeah. DNA testing shows the man who used to n let me drive his combine and would take me to the swimming holes in Oklahoma was a depraved monster..
Thanks 23 n me. I miss the ignorance.
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:15 am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:14 am to Napoleon
Apparently I’m 0.5% from the Congo. Seems pretty dark, like Eddie Murphy dark.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:15 am to Napoleon
holy frick dude
but really this kind of stuff happened way more than people would like to admit back in the day
but really this kind of stuff happened way more than people would like to admit back in the day
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:24 am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:16 am to Napoleon
Congrats on the DNA database...
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:18 am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:17 am to Napoleon
Pay to give the government my DNA? I think not. Not catching me that easily, Spooks.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:17 am to Napoleon
That’s some sick damn flowers in the attic, girl locked in the basement stuff.
How do you know your Mom’s not your Great-Aunt too???
How do you know your Mom’s not your Great-Aunt too???
This post was edited on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am to Napoleon
quote:
some random guy shows up. My grandma flipped out and had him removed.
I call my mom.
She tells me to stop talking to that guy right away.
It's not like it's HIS fault.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am to Napoleon
The O-T; where I come to read stories of intra-family rape on beautiful Friday mornings.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:19 am to Napoleon
All this from a simple anal swab. Science be crazy.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to Napoleon
Well, that's fricked up.
Definitely not a cool story, bro.
Definitely not a cool story, bro.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to Napoleon
You should build a relationship with that baw.
He’s been shunned his whole life due to something he had no control over.
He’s been shunned his whole life due to something he had no control over.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to Napoleon
Yes. We're all derived from ancient aliens.


Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:20 am to Napoleon
I will never understand, outside of medical purposes, willingly giving a third party your DNA. Most of of these frickers can't even protect a password and your credit card number, but you want to send them your DNA?
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:21 am to BeerMoney
quote:
Apparently I’m 0.5% from the Congo. Seems pretty dark, like Eddie Murphy dark.
So you're about as black as Elizabeth Warren is Indian.
You will qualify for the reparations!
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:21 am to Hangover Haven
Dam. Definitely some Maury Povich shite show material right there
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:24 am to upgrayedd
quote:
All this from a simple anal swab. Science be crazy.
You can just swab it? They made me do the full probe.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:24 am to Napoleon
quote:
So. I do a test.
Never do a test.
Posted on 5/28/21 at 8:25 am to Napoleon
I’ve been hesitant to do it not because of my Mom’s side of the family (we’re all pretty tight knit and know each other’s shite). It’d be my Dad’s side. I know very little about them because my Grandfather died when my Dad was 16 and my Grandmother was murdered about three years before I was born. My Dad’s Uncles were all varying levels of piece of shite and one has recently started coming around when he found out my Mom passed (cancer) and she had a good amount of life insurance.
I’d be afraid they’d want to contact me and they can frick all the way off.
I’d be afraid they’d want to contact me and they can frick all the way off.
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