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re: Anyone have any good DNA kit stories?

Posted on 11/8/21 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 11/8/21 at 7:32 pm to
Wife stumbled onto birth parents. School principal knocked up a teacher at a conference... I guess I should talk more kindly about my wife's birth parents...

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/8/21 at 8:00 pm to
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Wife stumbled onto birth parents. School principal knocked up a teacher at a conference... I guess I should talk more kindly about my wife's birth parents...
Pics of your wife?

I knew some folks who worked at schools, I’m wondering if they’re related.

TIA.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14554 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 9:43 pm to
My kids (twins) were conceived through a sperm donor... They are early in their 20's.
They did 23 & Me about a year ago and didn't think a lot about it. A month later the first match for a 1/2 sibling came in, then the avalanche started. They have so far found 14 1/2 siblings and Zoomed with them, 2 having remarkable likeness to my Son, and found out the group had found the donor Father.... a musician living in New York City. He has actually put out a couple of albums that did well. They found the whole situation exilerating at first, then very disturbing for them both over time. They quit answering the group messages. God knows how many are out there in all.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32579 posts
Posted on 11/8/21 at 11:07 pm to
You gotta tell us the artist.

Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
2324 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 1:08 am to
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You gotta tell us the artist


Spank Williams Jr.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37616 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 5:55 am to
Bieber.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
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Posted on 11/9/21 at 7:25 am to


My situation
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Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15763 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 7:26 am to
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Apparently my DNA is untraceable and they don’t know where I came from




You're most likely the line of Cain then.
Posted by Mor Miles
Member since Apr 2017
477 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 7:27 am to
With familial DNA being used to solve so many cold cases these days, something just doesn’t sit right with me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy they are able to get murderers off the street with this tech now, I just fear what may come in the future that I don’t want to be a part of. Sickening thing is, even if you opt out they only need one sibling or a couple cousins who opt in and they might as well have yours.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14554 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 9:29 am to
I can't... They would already kill me for posting this much! Ha! You would not recognize him unless you were into some weird offshoot of Jazz....
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
33152 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 9:34 am to
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With familial DNA being used to solve so many cold cases these days, something just doesn’t sit right with me


Yep, my wife and I love cold case and 48 hour mystery. It’s becoming very common and you could get a match even if it’s someone far down your family tree and now You’re in the case

My mom’s side has some shady characters from the backwoods of Calcasieu parish. No doubt there are some bodies buried somewhere
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2963 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 9:37 am to
I am hoping I have a distant rich relative who has no heirs and it falls to me!
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5067 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 9:45 am to

Sat next to a guy and his wife on a plane a few years ago. We engaged in some chit chat. When I asked him "so what brings you to City X...", he said that a DNA kit led to the discovery that his deceased father had a secret second family for decades without either side knowing. If that wasn't awkward enough, he went on to explain that the meeting did not go well when the other family discovered that the primary kids had been lavished with nice things, private school and vacations while they were left destitute.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86425 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 9:58 am to
Found out my mom and dad are somewhat related. Probably fairly common back then in Evangeline and St. Landry. Found a common Fontenot fella up the line a few generations(can't remember exactly how far up.) Might explain my short arms and giant head.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
11315 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:01 am to
They are not BS...

My wife was adopted and at the age of 50 she decided to do ancestry to see what her heritage was. No interest in BIO family stuff.

She gets the results and was shocked. 99% eastern European. She was convinced her whole like she was Irish. In 5 mins we learned the results included DNA relatives. WE had no idea.

Anyway.. her BIO first cousin was on Ancestry and matched her perfectly as a 1st cousin. I then figured the BIO mom and later the BIO dad. Through research.

My wife found she has a full sister. Her BIO parents were childhood sweethearts. The mom got pregnant her Freshman year of college. They married 3 years later and had another child.

The BIO mom was pissed that I dug up her secret. The sister and my wife are BFFs. It is a beautiful relationship and something both needed.

The DNA tests are very accurate...
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25659 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:24 am to
A buddy found out he had a brother he wasn't aware. Apparently his dad liked to frick around, and no one in the family was aware of it.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22028 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 10:25 am to
I don't, but three of my wife's adult nieces do. They got tested on 23andMe. Results showed they were not actually sisters, but rather half-sisters, each fathered by a different man, none of which was the husband of their mother.
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16574 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 11:00 am to
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I did an internship in a forensic DNA laboratory if that counts. Skulls in boxes, fingers, ribs, a femur, lots of blood. Like lots of blood. Murder weapons. Bloody clothes.

Holy crap, you worked at the lab from Forensic Files?!?!

Any actual details of cases that you can reveal here (don't have to get specific about the case itself)?
Posted by c00per
Member since Aug 2012
155 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:29 pm to
I was adopted. I wasn’t looking and didn’t really care too but my Brother in law bought 23&me 6 years ago. I initially Had a few 2nd and 3rd cousins but no close matches. Then one day I get a hit on a first cousin. Ask her if she knew of anyone that gave up a kid for adoption on Christmas Eve. She said she didn’t but would ask her Aunt who “knows everything about the family”. The Aunt tells her that it was her. Her Aunt was my birth mother. Found my birth mother and full sister. It’s been pretty cool. She said my birth father had been killed in a car wreck. Prob drugs or booze if we have the same genetics.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15660 posts
Posted on 11/9/21 at 12:35 pm to
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Don't use your real name and make up a throw away email address. Pay for the test with cash.

And do not buy it directly from 23andMe, nor ancestry. If you order it online, have it sent to a different location than your address.

When registering online, use a VPN service that randomizes/anonymizes your IP address.
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