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re: Anyone get loaded without wife finding out?

Posted on 8/1/19 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 4:19 pm to
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Drink a pint of vodka

Bama and Beer


Does not check out.

quote:

before taking a chick out for drinks

Bama and Beer


Does not check out.
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
18424 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 4:25 pm to
She probably knows, just glad you can't get it up when you're wasted.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 4:34 pm to
I just can't imagine having to hide drinking from my wife, but then I very rarely drink in excess and I'm a pretty happy and friendly drunk.

Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 4:40 pm to
Serious question, not flaming you at all.

Why not be an adult and do it in front of her? Did your vows include "I'll allow you to be my new mother and make the rules for me"?

Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3829 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:07 pm to
I come home loaded every once in a while from fishing etc. But I'm pretty sure she knows. She doesn't ask but I think she assumed I may be a litte tipsy
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31144 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:07 pm to
So I guess we know what has been fueling your Kirby Smart threads on MSB today.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24497 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 5:59 pm to
Jesus, this thread is sad. How bad is yall's alcoholism you have to sneak beers from your wife? I just walked in maybe 20 mins ago and have a beer in my hand that I got out of the fridge while my wife was cooking. Bunch of soy boys in here that cant handle their wife asking why you are drinking. "Because I feel like it" is the answer.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117132 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:09 pm to
Que?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 6:59 pm to
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Why not be an adult and do it in front of her?


Women can be very judgmental when they see you with a drink at 9am and still drinking at 9pm the same day.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 7:04 pm to
Why do you have to do it that way? I get loaded plenty of times, and the wife does it with me a lot of times. If we don't get too loaded, we then have sexual relations. If we get too loaded, then we usually have sexual relations in the morning... especially if it's on a weekend.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
3482 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:02 pm to
Legit the most depressing thread I’ve seen in a while. You don’t do all this if you’re happy with the way you’re life is going. OP is crying for help whether he realizes it or not.

And this is coming from someone who drinks basically every day.
Posted by C3W
East Narnia
Member since May 2009
1513 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:10 pm to
Got caught today.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80822 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:14 pm to
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Got caught today.
If you're at home, so what? Most in this thread are joking...I hope, because that's some pitiful shite mentioned. Are you hen pecked?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:15 pm to
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Auburn Fan
quote:

I come home loaded every once in a while from fisting etc. But I'm pretty sure she knows. She doesn't ask
FIFY & it checks out
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:17 pm to
Shut up bruh, I don’t want my wife to find out.
Posted by C3W
East Narnia
Member since May 2009
1513 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:30 pm to
I just have to regroup and be more stealthy.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53649 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:31 pm to
There’s no “e” in judgment unless you’re in Liverpool
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:35 pm to
Not judging, just trying to help... retrace your steps and remind yourself how you got here.

Was the arrival of the child the game changer? (Wife insisted you stop getting loaded, she wants y'all to focus on parenting)

Did you enjoy indulging before the marriage, but promised to stop as a condition to getting married? (Wife never partook and doesn't want to live with someone who does)

Don't answer these questions in this thread, just be mindful of them. Their answers do not automatically prescribe a specific course of action; but they could help inform your decision on whether or not you want to change anything.

You can change the amount you consume. You can change your marital status. You can change what you consume and how you do it.

Getting rid of the secrecy should be a priority, unless you're getting more enjoyment out of getting away with it, than you do the from the buzz/effect itself. If that's the case, I recommend you buy better wine or whiskey or weed. If you're going to endanger your family stability over mischief, then make it worth it for frick's sake.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56772 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:36 pm to
1) Be a functioning, friendly alcoholic
2) Find a woman who finds other parts of you to be enough to compensate for this 'ailment'
3) Have a high enough tolerance that sneaking a few nips or beers doesn't impede your ability to do shite.
Posted by occams razor
Lake Charles
Member since Sep 2007
389 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 9:38 pm to
I don’t fool around on my SO but I don’t need permission to get loaded either.
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