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re: Anyone get loaded without wife finding out?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:15 pm to SouthernHog
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:15 pm to SouthernHog
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No, but I do keep a pint of whiskey in my truck to sip on before I go into my house.
Why can't you sip on it in front of her?
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:15 pm to C3W
You're loaded right now I take it
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:16 pm to jdd48
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Agreed. Not too sure why your wife would care if you get loaded? Unless you're a real bad drunk?
This, unless you have a drinking problem tell your wife to hide her feelings if she doesn't like it.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:19 pm to C3W
When hunting/fishing
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:20 pm to jchamil
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Why can't you sip on it in front of her?
Told her I quit before I met her. I did for a year, but slowly started drinking it again.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:21 pm to C3W
Drink on your lunch break in a random parking lot.
Say you can’t sleep and after she goes to bed, sneak drink on the couch.
Have a refrigerator in the garage and take longer than normal to do the yard or work on something while pounding beers.
Keep extra beers in your truck so she only thinks you drank a 6 pack (you have to be willing to drink them hot)
Crush beers like nobody’s business while playing golf or fishing.
Leave work early and just cruise around back roads and neighborhoods while crushing beers for a couple of hours.
I’ve done all of the above. Like another poster said. Throw all your beer cans out in a public dumpster. I’m my case, I’m the only one who puts the trash out so I throw them all in the outside recycle bin most of the time.
Say you can’t sleep and after she goes to bed, sneak drink on the couch.
Have a refrigerator in the garage and take longer than normal to do the yard or work on something while pounding beers.
Keep extra beers in your truck so she only thinks you drank a 6 pack (you have to be willing to drink them hot)
Crush beers like nobody’s business while playing golf or fishing.
Leave work early and just cruise around back roads and neighborhoods while crushing beers for a couple of hours.
I’ve done all of the above. Like another poster said. Throw all your beer cans out in a public dumpster. I’m my case, I’m the only one who puts the trash out so I throw them all in the outside recycle bin most of the time.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:22 pm to C3W
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Anyone get loaded without wife finding out? by C3W
Show her your Kirby Smart thread, and tell her "You think a drunk guy could've written this?? No way, bitch. Make me some Lasagna, NOW!"
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:22 pm to C3W
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Bruh my backstory is I have a child with wife...
How fat and ugly is your wife that you have to get loaded without her finding out just to PIIHB?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:22 pm to BabyTac
Best thread on the OT this week 
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:23 pm to C3W
I used to get high on cocaine and cannabis behind my exs back in 2009. Was a rough time and she deserved better.
Shed be in the shower and I'd be setting my stuff up and going through my routine like I was an Olympian dopehead.
Shed be in the shower and I'd be setting my stuff up and going through my routine like I was an Olympian dopehead.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:25 pm to BabyTac
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Drink on your lunch break in a random parking lot.
Never done this..I usually will just go to a bar or restaurant
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Say you can’t sleep and after she goes to bed, sneak drink on the couch.
I stay up later than her just about every night and have a glass of wine or two
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Have a refrigerator in the garage and take longer than normal to do the yard or work on something while pounding beers.
Check
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Keep extra beers in your truck so she only thinks you drank a 6 pack (you have to be willing to drink them hot)
I keep a Yeti in the bed of my truck
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Crush beers like nobody’s business while playing golf or fishing.
Check
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Leave work early and just cruise around back roads and neighborhoods while crushing beers for a couple of hours.
Check, but I dont ride around, will go to a freinds house or find a bar for happy hour
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I’ve done all of the above.
You act like those are all bad things
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:28 pm to C3W
I just stay loaded that way she doesn’t see the difference.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:45 pm to tgrbaitn08
Drink a pint of vodka before taking a chick out for drinks. Make her only think you drank 4 or 5 beers the whole night. Did that tuesday
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:47 pm to Bama and Beer
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Drink a pint of vodka before taking a chick out for drinks. Make her only think you drank 4 or 5 beers the whole night. Did that tuesday
That's going to be awkward next time you see your cousin at a family reunion
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:48 pm to C3W
Tell her I'm chasing racoons out of the attic. Go up there and pound a pint of seagrams gin because she doesn't know what dry gin smells like and wouldn't recognize it on my breath.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:48 pm to C3W
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Anyone get loaded without wife finding out? by C3WI’ve been doing it for a while
She knows. You aren't hiding anything from her.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:48 pm to LSUcdro
Got me bro. That was good
Posted on 8/1/19 at 3:18 pm to BabyTac
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cruise around back roads and neighborhoods while crushing beers
This seems like terrible advice.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 3:28 pm to KCMIZSEC
This thread is a mixture of useful and depressing
I will say that I hide some empties from the wife and take them out later. Drink beer out of a cup. Also take off the plastic ring things off a six pack ahead of time so they're not loud as shite when you're trying to sneak one.
I will say that I hide some empties from the wife and take them out later. Drink beer out of a cup. Also take off the plastic ring things off a six pack ahead of time so they're not loud as shite when you're trying to sneak one.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 3:37 pm to SouthernHog
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No, but I do keep a pint of whiskey in my truck to sip on before I go into my house.
Perfect for sales calls
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