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re: Anyone get loaded without wife finding out?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:56 pm to C3W
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:56 pm to C3W
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Anyone get loaded without wife finding out?
I’ve been doing it for a while. Would like some tips. Keep smart arse comments to selves. No judgements.
Throw the bottle away in a public dumpster on the way home from work. Stash full extras in the spare tire space in trunk.
Forward your work phone to your cell phone if you're 'working late' and really at the bar.
Never admit to having more than one drink if she smells it on you. EVER. Seriously.
Keep a water bottle full of clear liquor in the storage room or where you keep lawn equipment. She'll never go in there and you can sneak a pull anytime you do go in there.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 1:57 pm
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Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:56 pm to The Spleen
Bruh my backstory is I have a child with wife...
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:57 pm to C3W
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Anyone get loaded without wife finding out?
I’ve been doing it for a while.
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Would like some tips.
since you've been doing it for a while, why dont you give us some tips
I keep the Vodka in the outside freezer and the beer in the outside fridge....Wine and the other liqour stays inside
Thats all I got
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:57 pm to C3W
Is your wife deaf, blind, stupid, and have no sense of smell or taste? How would this even be possible.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:58 pm to C3W
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Bruh my backstory is I have a child with wife...
your child has a wife?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:58 pm to C3W
frick you whoever downvoted.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:58 pm to C3W
Just get someone to mail you pods go get a cheap pen and you can vape standing 10 feet away from your SO. Just use eye drops and your good.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:59 pm to C3W
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frick you whoever downvoted.
Those are about to start adding up real quick
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:59 pm to iwyLSUiwy
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Is your wife deaf, blind, stupid, and have no sense of smell or taste? How would this even be possible
I’ll post updates weekly if yall want
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:00 pm to BottomlandBrew
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:00 pm to C3W
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I’ll post updates weekly if yall want
pics, baw.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:01 pm to C3W
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Would like some tips
Can you just pour a drink and smoke a bowl when she goes to bed?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:01 pm to MorbidTheClown
Get loaded with wife, then secs
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:03 pm to C3W
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I’ll post updates weekly if yall want
Just get her to join here, and she can give us her updates. They're bound to more entertaining than this drivel you've posted.
Have you considered what your wife's hidden devil is?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:07 pm to Harambe
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pods go get a cheap pen and you can vape standing 10 feet away from your SO. Just use eye drops and your good.
For some reason my eyes don't get red and my wife has never said a thing. The ones I get have 25% CBD in them too... super chill whole body feeling and everyone just thinks I'm getting a handle on my mental illness and becoming more happy. Nope, just high. I am glad to let them all keep on thinking whatever the frick they want. I guess in a way, I have never been happier, so its win win.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:09 pm to C3W
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Anyone get loaded without wife finding out?
--Now you understand the great popularity of hunting and fishing among married men.
--If you're not into outdoor hobbies, you need to build yourself a He Shed, a place to pull tubes and slam Nattys.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:11 pm to C3W
Loaded? No, but I do keep a pint of whiskey in my truck to sip on before I go into my house.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:12 pm to The Spleen
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I think we need the backstory here.
Agreed. Not too sure why your wife would care if you get loaded? Unless you're a real bad drunk?
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:13 pm to C3W
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Bruh my backstory is I have a child with wife...
I have a wife and 2 kids. I still get loaded with her knowing. Sometimes she gets loaded with me.
Posted on 8/1/19 at 2:15 pm to C3W
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Would like some tips. Keep smart arse comments to selves. No judgements.
Just go out to the shed and huff gas and paint. Your wife wont say anything
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