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re: Anyone ever use a bidet?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:36 pm to Sweltering Chill
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:36 pm to Sweltering Chill
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Toto makes one that i’ve had my eye on for a long time.. it’s $900, but the reviews for it are off the charts fantastic.. most people who have one say you’ll never want to use a regular toilet again.. this thing lights up the toilet when you walk into the room, so it’s see in the dark.. it has a remote control so you can control the direction and temperature of the water spray, it has a seat warmer and it’s self-cleaning... reason I haven’t pulled the trigger yet is , well, justifying spending $2700 on toilet seats (for our three bathrooms) plus you have to install an electrical outlet right beside the toilet for the thing to work right.. maybe one day.
Look at the Alpha JX, I wanted a really expensive Toto as well, but settled on the JX. It's got the endless tankless warm water and a lot of the features of the higher end Toto, for under half the price. Been happy with the water pressure as well. Air dryer sucks, but not a big deal.
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Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:38 pm to darnol91
Water in my boody
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:49 pm to Sweltering Chill
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plus you have to install an electrical outlet right beside the toilet for the thing to work right..
Don’t forget the GFI outlet since it is near water.
I would hate to see you electrocute your arse.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:57 pm to ShoeBang
"its better if you relax"... twss.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:59 pm to darnol91
I'm playing with one right now.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:03 pm to darnol91
I use a generac pressure wash. Don’t even need to bleach the bunghole after.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:06 pm to darnol91
This is about $25 on ebay. Been having one for years.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:07 pm to tigerfootball10
I have one similar to that. It cost about 100$ and works well
I like to shoot the water up my anus with force and clean out my lower bowels
I like to shoot the water up my anus with force and clean out my lower bowels
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:17 pm to djangochained
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I have one similar to that. It cost about 100$ and works well
I like to shoot the water up my anus with force and clean out my lower bowels
Thanks, but i’m pretty sure you coulda just left it at the first line and we’d have had enough information.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:19 pm to jmarto1
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I am.ovsessive about my butthole cleanliness
Good, all females should be!
This post was edited on 3/27/19 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:28 pm to darnol91
Have multiple ones in the house. The simple arm type and the costco full seat one with heated seat and heated water.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:29 pm to SCLibertarian
I will kill u outchea
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:34 pm to darnol91
I haven’t, but i would love to try one
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:42 pm to darnol91
It also doubles as a whole crotch cooler.
Been outside in june grilling burgers? Got the swamp arse / crotch but now that youre inside, won't go away? A cool bidet session will get that fixed up.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, cools you off faster than getting cool water on your poop chute.
Butthole "chi" is very important. A cool rinse on it will make you feel like a million bucks. 1 hemorrhoid will ruin a whole week. Keeping your butthole centered is key
Been outside in june grilling burgers? Got the swamp arse / crotch but now that youre inside, won't go away? A cool bidet session will get that fixed up.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, cools you off faster than getting cool water on your poop chute.
Butthole "chi" is very important. A cool rinse on it will make you feel like a million bucks. 1 hemorrhoid will ruin a whole week. Keeping your butthole centered is key
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:43 pm to darnol91
Bidets are extremely underrated.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:47 pm to ShoeBang
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Nothing, and I mean nothing, cools you off faster than getting cool water on your poop chute.
If you want to wake up fast too, nothing will wake you faster than cold water on the hole. If you really really want to piss off the wife as well and have one that you can adjust the temp, set it on cold in the morning. Especially if it has been on hot a few days, cause she won't check the temp.
This post was edited on 3/27/19 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:53 pm to darnol91
That one dude said he left one in the chamber... 
I bet in Japan, where they are apparently common.. They probably look at us, like we look at people in the middle east who uses their left hand to clean themselves.
They are probably like "Americans are gross. After they go #2, they tear off a piece of paper from a roll and wipe their backside then they flush it down the toilet.. Could you imagine?"
I bet in Japan, where they are apparently common.. They probably look at us, like we look at people in the middle east who uses their left hand to clean themselves.
They are probably like "Americans are gross. After they go #2, they tear off a piece of paper from a roll and wipe their backside then they flush it down the toilet.. Could you imagine?"
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