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Anyone ever use a bidet?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:56 am
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:56 am
Saw a video of people using a bidet for the first time. I have not ever used one, but does anyone have any experiences?
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Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:56 am to darnol91
water, meet butthole. Simple.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:57 am to darnol91
Do it. It’s much cleaner than sheets of tissue
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:57 am to darnol91
I've used a water hose in the back yard.
And the jets in the hotel hot tub.
And the jets in the hotel hot tub.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:57 am to darnol91
There used to be a guy who posted here that would only show up in bidet threads and tried to sell them.
Wish I could remember his name.
Wish I could remember his name.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:58 am to darnol91
No but I had a stripper spit on my a-hole once.
Or twice.
Does that count?
Or twice.
Does that count?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:58 am to darnol91
0:19 
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:58 am to darnol91
quote:
Anyone ever use a bidet?
yes, the first time I thought it was just an ADA water fountain though, chipped a tooth trying to lean over that low
Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:59 am to darnol91
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Saw a video of people using a bidet
That’s a weird fetish you’ve got, mate.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:01 pm to darnol91
Have one in my house. Well, a washlet toilet seat...not a full bidet. That spicy, burn-your-arsehole shite is no longer an issue. Plus everything is pretty much clean. Wiping is for drying.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:02 pm to darnol91
Those $30 ones pay for themselves rather quickly in toilet paper savings!
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:03 pm to darnol91
The Europeans got this one right
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:05 pm to darnol91
Just bend over in the shower. Same thing.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:07 pm to Brosef Stalin
I put Alpha JX washlets in my main bathrooms, warm water bootyhole sprayers are amazing. Cold water is not pleasant.
This post was edited on 3/27/19 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:07 pm to darnol91
If I ever build a house or remodel a bathroom this is what I will have. I am.ovsessive about my butthole cleanliness
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:11 pm to darnol91
quote:
Anyone ever use a bidet?
Every single day
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:12 pm to beantown
quote:Wet wipes for the good medium.
Do it. It’s much cleaner than sheets of tissue
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:16 pm to darnol91
When I was in the Army I was on duty in Amman, Jordan and we stayed in fancy hotel. Our room had a bidet, we used it to clean our boots.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:26 pm to KG6
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Have one in my house. Well, a washlet toilet seat...not a full bidet
Toto makes one that i’ve had my eye on for a long time.. it’s $900, but the reviews for it are off the charts fantastic.. most people who have one say you’ll never want to use a regular toilet again.. this thing lights up the toilet when you walk into the room, so it’s see in the dark.. it has a remote control so you can control the direction and temperature of the water spray, it has a seat warmer and it’s self-cleaning... reason I haven’t pulled the trigger yet is , well, justifying spending $2700 on toilet seats (for our three bathrooms) plus you have to install an electrical outlet right beside the toilet for the thing to work right.. maybe one day.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:34 pm to darnol91
This again?
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