re: Anyone else wonder why aliens stopped making crop circles?

Posted by Dalosaqy

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:01 pm to Snipe

Alien Lizard People spokesman: "Agriculture is a noteworthy biped survival intervention."

Posted by Saintsisit

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:05 pm to Snipe

They saw we made Queen Latifah the Equalizer and realized we were a lost cause.

Posted by Ghost of Colby

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:11 pm to Snipe

Aliens, pranksters, governments…. I don’t care who made them, crop circles are often works of seemingly impossible art.

Posted by Dr RC

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:13 pm to Snipe

COVID killed them.

Posted by adamau

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:14 pm to Snipe

They realized Ethanol was completely screwing up their space ships

Posted by wareaglepete

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:19 pm to adamau

The crop circles were signs telling us to quit being dumbasses.

I guess they figured they were a waste of time since we don’t listen.

Posted by Clark14

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 9:28 pm to Snipe

Crop circles are still happening but interest has waned since it’s not rare anymore. I guess folks have moved on to something else.

But the unexplained circles are very impressive.

Posted by TigerTatorTots

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:11 pm to Snipe

Entirely too many cameras to catch the people doing them

Posted by SquatchDawg

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:13 pm to Snipe

We were too stupid to figure out what they were saying.

Posted by CCT

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:27 pm to SquatchDawg

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Never stopped.

Posted by Ruston Trombone

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:48 pm to Ghost of Colby

quote:
Aliens, pranksters, governments…. I don’t care who made them, crop circles are often works of seemingly impossible art.

I’m a pretty weird dude but I can’t even comprehend the amount of autism involved in the creation of these

Posted by Ash Williams

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 10:50 pm to Snipe

Mel Gibson stopped them with water and faith

Posted by diat150

Louisiana

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:15 pm to Snipe

I’m guessing way less kids know how to drive a tractor these days

Posted by Revelator

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:16 pm to Snipe

quote:
Anyone else wonder why aliens stopped making crop circles?

They’ve moved on to crop ellipses

Posted by TutHillTiger

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Posted on 7/23/25 at 11:19 pm to Revelator

They haven’t stopped ? It comes and goes and waves

Posted by ChestRockwell

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Posted on 7/24/25 at 4:18 am to DustyDinkleman

No Sasquatch turds have ever been found.

Posted by jorconalx

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Posted on 7/24/25 at 5:10 am to fightin tigers

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One of the of the interesting things is that crop circles didnt kill the crops. They just bent the stalks and the crops grew back, stunted I'm sure

Posted by MorbidTheClown

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Posted on 7/24/25 at 7:22 am to Snipe

They didn't find any intelligent life down here so, they left.