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re: Anybody ride greyhound before?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:16 am to saintsfan1977
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:16 am to saintsfan1977
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It's probably going to be a shite show but it's a good experience.
It can be a good service, when you're not dealing with so much trash which is almost never.
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Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:23 am to tketaco
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Bare back BJs are the best.
Condom blowjobs are a thing?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:24 am to jodyHighroller
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The Texarkana bus Leaves Shreveport at 1. But we’re not gonna get there til 1:30 at the least.
They’ve gotta put me on another bus right? How much of a shitshow am I in for? FML.
Thoughts and prayers baw. You’re gonna get to know your fellow passengers in Texarkana quite well
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:26 am to jodyHighroller
I've done it a couple times. If you have a layover and have to chill at a terminal for a while it really sucks. Felt unsanitary too, the first thing I wanted to do when I got off is take a long hot shower and wash my clothes
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:27 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Thoughts and prayers baw. You’re gonna get to know your fellow passengers in Texarkana quite well
Yep, and smell them and their dirty arse luggage.
Buy a pack of smokes and smoke outside the entire time and get fricking headphones.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:33 am to tketaco
I’ve got smokes snacks and a vape pen full of hash oil. Next bus to Texarkana leaves Shreveport at 12:30.
There’s a welterweight looking lot lizard in the back I keep smoking cigs with on our stops.
She’s got a 3 hour wait in Shreveport. Is this enough time to score a condomless bj?
There’s a welterweight looking lot lizard in the back I keep smoking cigs with on our stops.
She’s got a 3 hour wait in Shreveport. Is this enough time to score a condomless bj?
This post was edited on 5/30/19 at 12:34 am
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:33 am to BowlJackson
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I've done it a couple times. If you have a layover and have to chill at a terminal for a while it really sucks. Felt unsanitary too, the first thing I wanted to do when I got off is ta
Seats are hand wiped with industrial cleaner and smell good (not every place did it when I worked there). Just to keep smelling nice long enough for you to eventually realize you've made a mistake.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 12:36 am to jodyHighroller
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She’s got a 3 hour wait in Shreveport. Is this enough time to score a condomless bj?
Shoot your shot, 100 pts if you pull it off in the Greyhound bathroom stall.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 1:18 am to tketaco
This bitch has probably got a good 30 pounds on me. And she’s got that Nola yat accent. Idk if i can do this man.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 1:20 am to jodyHighroller
You're riding a greyhound bus and suddenly you have standards?
Posted on 5/30/19 at 1:29 am to jodyHighroller
Rode it a few times from Houma to Lafayette in the 80’s. shite ton of stops back then on 182. Shady people and girls from a home around Baldwin/Jeanerette. Dad said that it smelled like purple....whatever that meant.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 1:33 am to jodyHighroller
It’s just a bus. Have fun. Hope you didn’t sit too close to the baffroom.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 2:07 am to jodyHighroller
Wasn't a GreyHound, but it was a bus, in Bayern. I normally took a street car, cabs or carried my arse in cities, but I was hanging out with some of the natives. The bus was pretty clean and well maintained.
Many of the passengers were attractive girls; college students all the way to MILF's and Cougars. Had a couple of ole baws sporting Liederhosen, shite always made me snicker a little bit. Random old people, little kids and hounds. It wasn't all that bad of an experience.
Trains are where it's at. They have bars and food and all that good shite.
Many of the passengers were attractive girls; college students all the way to MILF's and Cougars. Had a couple of ole baws sporting Liederhosen, shite always made me snicker a little bit. Random old people, little kids and hounds. It wasn't all that bad of an experience.
Trains are where it's at. They have bars and food and all that good shite.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 3:29 am to jodyHighroller
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Idk if i can do this man.
Dude, what is going to be a better story?
A. One time I rode a shitty Greyhound bus from BR to Texarkana.
or
B. One time I was just about to get some head from a chick I met on a shitty Greyhound bus from BR to Texarkana, but instead I got robbed and roughed up by her pimp.
Be legendary, bro
Posted on 5/30/19 at 3:49 am to jodyHighroller
Is there any blood on your seat? If not, there will be soon.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 3:55 am to jodyHighroller
Dickey Betts’ mother did. He was born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 3:58 am to beerJeep
[quote]Condom blowjobs are a thing?[/quote I haven’t had one but yes they are a thing. You can catch all types of diseases from sticking your dick in someone’s mouth. Lucky for me I’m married for twenty years, which means I never get blow jobs
Posted on 5/30/19 at 4:13 am to jodyHighroller
I once got on a Greyhound from Baton Rouge to a little town outside of Vancouver, B.C. It took 3 days and was pretty bad.
I was leaving some little bus station and every seat was full except the one next to me. I saw her coming up the aisle. She was 'bout tree fiddy and had to wedge herself between every seat while waddling up the aisle. Everybody in an aisle seat was treated to a bruising by her big arse and hips.
When she sat down, she hung over into my seat almost half way. My right leg was totally covered but never went to sleep. She seemed friendly, and didn't stink or anything. Then she pulled out the Walkman.
Whatever tune she was listening to had a little thump to it, causing her to dance in her seat, and by proxy, my seat too. Chocolate thunder doesn't begin to describe it. Other than that, she seemed pretty nice though.
This was in 1990 and I could have paid for a flight but was saving money for a house. Greyhound had a special for $69 to anywhere they go. Never again.
I was leaving some little bus station and every seat was full except the one next to me. I saw her coming up the aisle. She was 'bout tree fiddy and had to wedge herself between every seat while waddling up the aisle. Everybody in an aisle seat was treated to a bruising by her big arse and hips.
When she sat down, she hung over into my seat almost half way. My right leg was totally covered but never went to sleep. She seemed friendly, and didn't stink or anything. Then she pulled out the Walkman.
Whatever tune she was listening to had a little thump to it, causing her to dance in her seat, and by proxy, my seat too. Chocolate thunder doesn't begin to describe it. Other than that, she seemed pretty nice though.
This was in 1990 and I could have paid for a flight but was saving money for a house. Greyhound had a special for $69 to anywhere they go. Never again.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 4:25 am to jodyHighroller
From Atlanta to Lafayette once. You ain't lived until you go through the Greyhound station in Atlanta. Old white guy wanted to sell me and my sister a car stereo and he promised it wasn't stolen, then a black dude wanted to sell us a chain who also promised it wasn't stolen, Mexican and a white girl with different colored hair got in a fight on one of the buses and the driver threw them both off. Seen a white girl whose dress was so short you could see her arse hanging out was walking up to random guys and ended up leaving in a car with 5 black dudes. Pretty crazy stuff.
Posted on 5/30/19 at 4:57 am to dupergreenie
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You're riding a greyhound bus and suddenly you have standards?
I just woke my wife up laughing to this.
OP, good news is you won’t have to find any motivation to work hard for the rest of your life. Never having to repeat today will be enough.
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