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re: Another adorable video of those Boston Dynamic robots doing adorable things

Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:21 pm to
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All the people who laughed off the “worrywarts” years ago for freaking out about the Funny Dancing Robot Dogs (tm) should be forced to watch this video once a day for the remainder of the year.


I thought everyone knew the ultimate purpose for these was military killing machine??


I think big PDs like NYPD have been using these in raids
This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 9:22 pm
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1850 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:22 pm to
How's it gonna change the magazine? How's it gonna clear a jam or failure to fire? How is it going to clean the weapon? How's it going to load a magazine?? The lack of opposable thumbs makes these robot overlords not that dangerous
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:24 pm to
frickin thing can’t even handle the kick. Weak
Posted by Shaken not Stirred
Member since Jun 2020
576 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:25 pm to
I want to see that SOB clear a jam all by itself.
Not to mention reloading


Frick cyber "rover"

Edit...dammit chopperdoc...beat me to it
This post was edited on 7/20/22 at 9:26 pm
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13239 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:31 pm to
Alright
frick this, moving back to Ville platte.
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1581 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:32 pm to
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frickin thing can’t even handle the kick. Weak


If these guys were smart they would have it shoot from the prone position it goes to at the very end of the clip.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6493 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:40 pm to
We all knew Skynet was coming. We just didn't know they'd be dogs.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8642 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:48 pm to
At least it moves like a hyperactive yippy dog.

Solution: go to an old Battlebots. One bot threw a metal mesh over the opponent and disabled the opponent. It turns out that there was no law against doing that. Take that idea, put it as a light weight titanium mesh and deliver it by drone.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 9:48 pm to
I'm 98.8% sure that ain't real.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3498 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 10:00 pm to
We need common sense robot control
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 10:35 pm to
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frickin thing can’t even handle the kick. Weak





When they make them for go instead of show, they'll be heavy enough to stay on target. The body of the dog will be larger to hold an ammunition belt to feed an automatic weapon so no mag changes. Anyone judging the efficacy of a robot army based on this thing that someone threw together is an idiot. This is the Wright bothers first flight. Wait until you see the F-15 version in 20 years.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 10:49 pm to
F.

Seems to have a recoil problem though.
Posted by choppadocta
Louisiana
Member since May 2014
1850 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 10:52 pm to
Well we all know belt fed weapons don't jam, need to reload or need barrel changes due to heat or need to be cleaned.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9199 posts
Posted on 7/20/22 at 10:53 pm to
Honestly, after the mess humans have made of things, I think robots deserve a shot.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 11:05 pm to
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How's it gonna change the magazine? How's it gonna clear a jam or failure to fire? How is it going to clean the weapon? How's it going to load a magazine?? The lack of opposable thumbs makes these robot overlords not that dangerous



You realize there's going to be more than one of these things right? Your questions are akin to asking what happens to an army when a single soldier gets shot and bleeds out.
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 11:07 pm to
When does Uvalde police department get one?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 7/20/22 at 11:23 pm to
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How's it gonna change the magazine? How's it gonna clear a jam or failure to fire? How is it going to clean the weapon? How's it going to load a magazine?? The lack of opposable thumbs makes these robot overlords not that dangerous
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is just to demonstrate how it can patrol and aim. A unit meant for actual live scenarios will have the gun mounted center of mass and designed for a robot that does not have opposable thumbs.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98182 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 12:10 am to
They'll still need a crusty old warrant officer with a coffee cup genetically attached to his hand to keep them running.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4911 posts
Posted on 7/21/22 at 12:36 am to
Shits gonna get real when they attach a laser to that thing.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/21/22 at 4:15 am to
You send a dozen into an evolution.

If one jams or empties, it continues as spotter/recon.

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barrel changes
I doubt these are meant for persistent combat. Seems more seek and destroy. Think 10 with guns, running cover for the two with EO packages.

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need to be cleaned
they'll always need slaves (or junior enlisted)
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